Dear Readers,

Here it is! "The LLAMA SONG"--specially adapted for Narnia! WHOOO! I hope you think it's funny. I had fun writing it, so I want you to have fun reading it. Note: For further enhancement of your enjoyment, it is suggested that you listen to the music of "The Llama Song" while reading (and, for you wackos like me out there, singing) this song. Disclaimer: I don't own "The Llama Song" (although I wish I did). And I am thinking of making a video of this. I realize that reading it, it might seem boring--so I want to make it funnier by giving people visual aids. XP

Best regards from a bookworm,

Miss Pookamonga ;-P

for Eleniel I

WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ CONTAINS EXTREMELY RANDOM MATERIAL AND MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO SOME PEOPLE'S THINKING PROCESSES. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

The Lamppost Song!!

Here's a lamppost,

There's a lamppost,

And another little lamppost

Funny lamppost,

Leafy lamppost,

Lamppost, lamppost,

Dwarf

Lamppost, lamppost,

Lion, lamppost,

Skandar, Anna, Georgie, lamppost

Andrew's lamppost, broken lamppost

Lamppost, lamppost,

Dwarf

I was once a Wardrobe,

I lived in a lake

But I never got my say

The satyr was a fake (Huh?)

I was only Beaver's head,

But it grew a tail (Say what?)

Now, you listen, Reepicheep,

To the Treader sail

Did you ever see a lamppost

Hit a lamppost on the lamppost

Lamppost, lamppost, Corin, lamppost,

Lamppost, lamppost,

Dwarf

Giant cookbook, Miraz, lamppost

Pigeon on a Paris lamppost

Lamppost, Mickey, Minnie, lamppost

Lamppost, lamppost,

Dwarf

Do we check the gate now?

Does Will have a date?

Is that really Tilda's hair,

Candle, centaur, state (¿Qué?)

There's no man made out of tin,

Tumnus lost his scarf! (Oh no!)

Time for me to retire now

And become a dwarf.

(YAY!)