After seeing the growing popularity of MST3K fanfics here, I decided to make one of my own. But this one is a bit different, as it takes place seven years after the final episode of the show itself. In this story, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Gypsy, the Nanites, and even Cambot move out of Mike Nelson's home to start normal lives like all other people on Earth. Things don't go as planned as they soon find themeselves in the Mushroom Kingdom, and have to work with the Mario brothers to protect the kingdom! Will they succed? Or will Bowser turn our favorite robots into scrap metal? Read on and find out!
This story features two fancharacters I made up. They are the newest additions to the Mario brothers and the Wario brothers, say hello to Clayton Mario and Waclay Wario! I chose the name "Cay" for these two as it seemed to fit, and I didn't know any suitable Italian names other than Mario and Luigi. You'll meet Clay and Waclay later. To get to know these guys, check my bio to read up on thse two.
Mario Science Theater 3000!
Prolouge: Meet the Bots!
MST3K theme plays
In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson's robot pals moved from his place.
Together they traveled the world, seeing the sights and the many people,
Along the way they got lost, then they fell into a hole and found themselves in another world!
(The robots: WHERE ARE WE!)
How did this happen? We wanted a normal life (la la la!)
But we fell into a portal, and found ourselves in this crazy place! (la la la!)
During their stay, they will make many friends, people of different kinds, (la la la!)
The robots will however also find themeselves in a massive war!
Hero Roll Call!
Luigi! (Ha, ha, ha!)
Peach! (Hello!)
Mario! (It's-a me!)
Claaaaaaaaaaaaay! (That's one "a"...)
If your wondering how they eat and breath, and all those science facts (la la la!)
Just keep in mind it's just a fanfic, so you should just relax!
Oh, Mario Science Theater 3000! guitar riff
Servo's POV:
It was a beautiful day in Southern Wisconson. We recently decided to move away from our old friend Mike Nelson's home and decided to build our own lives somewhere. We packed our things and hit the road! Oh, by the way, my name's Tom Servo. I'm a robot built by a man named Joel Robinson. Me and my other robot friends were originally bilt to keep him company so he wouldn't go insane from isolation when we used to live in space on a satilite where we were forced to watch an almost endless barrage of crappy movies. We finally excaped seven years ago, and when the media learned of our tale, they wanted to make a TV series out of it! It was fun getting together with much of our old friends, especially Joel. They needed actors to play certain other roles though for obvious reasons as our former captor, Pearl Forrester was caught and thrown into jail for inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on us, and attempts at world domination. She's spending the rest of her days resting peacefully in Bellview mental hospital.
My buddy Crow T. Robot was driving the moving van (lucky dog) since he's the only robot in our group with legs. The microscopic robots, the Nanites are riding safely with Crow and I in a tupperware bowl. They built a holographinc communications terminal so we can keep in constant contact. Our only female robot, Gypsy used to run her own computer company called Gypscorp. She earned enough money to retire, and she's hanging with us again. She's riding in the back with our other buddy Cambot, who used to be our contact with Pearl and her cronies Observer (We all call him Brain Guy since he's an imortal god-like being who carries his brain in a pan), and Bobo (whom somehow is a future relative of Mike's. Don't ask, it's not a pretty story).
We were close to leaving Wisconson, when we somehow got lost. Crow then said, "Servo, we're lost. Are you sure your reading that map right?" I then said, "Of course I am! You must have ignored the last direction I pointed out." I then noticed something odd about the map, then I realized I had it upside down! "Awww, Damn!" Crow then said, "You made a mistake didn't you?" I got mad at this because it was partially Crow's fault the map was upside down in the first place! "Your the one to talk, Crow! If you had watched out for the church bus three miles back, I wouldn't have dropped the damn map!" At that point Gypsy yelled, "Shut up! it's bad enough I'm stuck back here with no way for me to see anything back here than having to have you two argue!" While trying to get the map right again, the Nanites contacted us and their represenative Ned Nanite said, "Hey guys, there's some strange energy readings coming from our position!" Suddenly, a bright flash of light appeared blinding everyone in the van. Gypsy and Cambot asked what was going on, but we couldn't hear them over Crow's babyish screams.
Then I saw some sort of portal open up in front of us, and I said, "WOW, A rift in time and space!" before I could figure out more of this portal, the portal sucked the van into it along with us. As we were jerked around in the van, we fell through a rainbow colored tunnel which then dumped us into a grassy field. Crow was the first to say something. "What the hell was that?" I then tried to explain what happened, but Crow said, "Servo, can't you just talk like normal people?" I then said, "What's so hard to understand? It's a simple matter of globeular superpositioning! Why-" Crow interupted with "SHUT UP MORON!" Frustrated, he sighed and looked out the window. He then screamed. When I asked what was wrong, Crow said, "Look out the window Servo!" I did, and what I saw was the biggest mushroom ever! It was as big as an oak tree!
"What the hell?" I screamed. I know for a fact mushrooms can't grow that big! We got out of the truck and went to see how Gypsy and Cambot were doing. When we got inside, I saw the most horrifying sight! My precious underwear collection was spilled everywhere! "AAAAAAAUUUUGGG! MY UNDERWEAR COLLECTION! IT'LL TAKE ME HOURS TO RE-ORGANIZE!" Then I heard Cambot say with a sarcastic tone of voice, "Thanks for your kind concern, Tom Jerko!" Gypsy and Cambot came out and saw the jumbo mushroom. Cambot began taking pictures, and Gypsy began asking a million questions. I didn't know how to answer the questions, and I had a feeling things were only going to get wierder. Boy, was I right...
To be continued...