Chapter 1: Nerf Darts Are Deadly
A/N: Basically what the title is an Epicer version of Into The Wild, Prepare for the awesome adventures of Firepaw and Co.
Cookie: It won't be epic…
Me: You never even read it!
BAM, BAM, BAM! Nerf darts were flying everywhere it was chaos as cats tried to take cover behind rocks.
"Tigerclaw there's too many we need to retreat!"
"No!" Tigerclaw yelled with a voice like the evil dog on UP "we must defeat the otters, there is no other way!"
Mousefur stood up from behind a rock and fired back, only to be shot in the head. The dart harmlessly bounced off and she fell to the ground.
"MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" Redtail yelled.
"I'm a girl you idiot!"
"We need to pull ourselves together" Tigerclaw ordered "We must destroy Otterclan!"
"It's Riverclan!" A random Otterclan cat called out.
Out of no where Redtails precious pet potato rolled into the middle of the clearing.
"Noooo!" Redtail screamed, running in slow motion while being randomly shot.
"No fair he's not dying, we shot him fair and square!" Oakheart walked up to Redtail and as punishment for breaking the rules, he squished his potato.
"NOOOO!" He screamed, still in slow motion.
"We have taken too many casualties! Awesomeclan! Fallback!" Mousefur got up and started to leave.
"Tigerclaw for the last time we're Thunderclan not Awesomeclan." Tigerclaw growled at Mousefur and started to walk away.
"Sunningrocks are ours!" yowled a Riverclan cat.
"My precious…" Oakheart hissed while stroking a pebble.
Bluestar pointlessly stared at the sky. Spottedleaf walked up with a scared look on her face. "Bluestar what are you doing?" she asked.
"That star is moving" she meowed completely hypnotized.
"Bluestar that's a firefly"
"NO IT'S A STAR!" she growled "What do you want?"
"Well Bluestar, I have been seeing things all day…"
"Seeing things! You should go see the medicine cat about that."
"But I'm the medicine cat."
"Oh good I hear Spottedleaf has been seeing things, you should really go check up with her about that…"
*sigh* "Well it's just that… I've pieced together a prophecy based on these things so here it is: Chocolate shall rain down upon the clans, and milk and cookies will rule the forest! And based on that firefly I say that only fire can save us."
"But won't fire sweep through our territory killing multiple elders! Oh wait never mind I guess it will save us…"
A/N: Who will save the clans! What does the prophecy mean! Why am I asking questions with obvious answers! Find out in CHAPTER 2!
Cookie: What if I don't wanna…
Me: Why don't you support me!