Author's Note: I do not own Joker/Diamond/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice of any of the characters from the games/movie/manga, trust me when I say I wish I did. I only own my ocs. Anyways I hope you enjoy the story and review. Pairings, as of right now, are undecided so let me know of any suggestions.
Welcome to Wonderland
After school detention is not fun, but getting to pick on my bubbly punk buddy Gil, who gets detention for stupid pranks every day, mega fun. Especially when he gets caught doing something really stupid like, oh I don't know, putting extra strong glue one the teachers seat or painting the entire auditorium pink, which might I add is way he's in here now.
"So Gilly," Tess, another friend of mine, teased, "Why, out of every god forsaken color, did you paint the auditorium pink? Are you trying to make a statement about yourself?" Gil looked away from Jess who had been jabbing him with her pencil for the past half hour, the point looks very sharp.
"No, I'm not making any 'statement' about myself; Ben's little sister talked their old man into painting the basement and the living room pink, and the only way I could help the poor bastard was by getting rid of the paint." He explained.
"So why did you use it on the auditorium?" Jess, Tess' twin sister also another friend, commented this time.
"I was already planning on giving it a new paint job anyways, so why not use what I already had," was his only explanation.
"One more question. How the hell did you paint the ENTIER auditorium in one night?" Jess decided to ask, good question the auditorium is huge as Fucking Hell.
"My dear, a magician never reveals his secrets." He said with a wink. We all just gave him a blank stare, while he just gave us a stupid shit eating grin.
"Gill," I started calmly, "you are a complete and utter JACKASS!" I roared, "I'M STUCK LOOKING AT THAT GOD FORSAKEN PAINT IN DRAMA! YOU KNOW HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU?" Yes, I take drama deal with it.
"Oh, came on my little kitty Kat, you know you love me."
"You're right, Gilly Poo, I love you to death. So when the time comes, let me know and I'll be the first one in line to pull the plug."
"Awww, aren't you just the sweedest widdle thing."
"WILL YOU DELINQUENTS SHUT UP; OTHERWISE I'LL GIVE YOU EVEN MORE DETENTION!" Screeched Miss. Quack and yes she is a quack, it's ironic considering she's the phycology teacher and her voice reminds everyone of a drowning duck.
"Yes, Miss. Quack." We droned in unison. Well this sucks now what am I supposed to do for the next hour. Looks like Tess is doing homework, nerd, Jess went back to jabbing Gil with a pencil, poor dude. Sigh may as well draw or something, so I pull out my sketch book and open to a clean paper. Now what to draw, hmmm?
"Hey did you know? There are rules in every game. Rules everyone have to obey. It has been decided since beginning?" What the fuck, who the hell just said that? I look around and see Tess hasn't look up from her work and Gil took away Jess' pencil and was now listening to his iPod, while Jess was sulking about the loss of her pencil. "You must participate in the game, that's also one of the rules. It was decided since the beginning. But, of course you already know about all of this, right" What game? What rules? "Huh? You don't know? As long as you understand that explanation, you don't need to worry." Worry about what? Other than hearing voices what should I be worried about? This doesn't make any sense. None of my friends appear to be pranking me because Tess is now reading a magazi—oh no wait she's using a magazine to hide a yaoi manga, sneaky perv, and Gil's just got stabbed by a pen Jess found in her bag. So where is this voice coming from?
Screw it I'm just going crazy, well crazier. Disregarding the voice, that I'm hoping is not some random ghost trying to take over my body so it can take revenge on whoever wronged him, I look back at the paper and just start drawing without thinking. I was so into the picture I didn't even know detention was already over; at least that was until Tess hit me in the back of the head with a….wooden hammer? Where the fucking hell did that come from?
"Dude, what the hell was that for?" I groaned in pain from my little spot on the floor, what she hit me fucking hard?
"Your fault for not responding," was her automatic response, bitch. "So, what were you drawing that had you so focused you didn't even know detention's over?"
"Huh? Oh my drawing," I said getting up and actually looking at sketch for the first time. Wow, it's amazing, don't get me wrong I am not vague or over confident in what artistic skills I have, it's just that, that's exactly what it was. It was a drawing of a fairly young man, I'd never seen anyone who looked remotely similar to him; he's tall, long silver hair, he had eye-patch covering his right eye, very pale skin, a mouth set in airy smile, he was wearing expensive, but weird, looking cloths, but the most peculiar thing about him was he was floating in his own little world. I drew him with such detail that it was as if he was standing in front of me as I drew it, kind of scary if you ask me.
"Come, the game will start soon..." came the voice from earlier."Damn, Kat, what's with the pirate hotty, not complaining about the pic or anything, but still you normally draw wolves and monsters, never people unless you have a model, and even then you normally don't finish it" asked Jess leaning over my shoulder breaking my train of thought.
"I honestly have no clue," was the only thing I could say, because I really don't know why I drew him, and that voice was starting to creep me the hell out.
"Huh," was Jess' oh so intelligent response, note the sarcasm, "well lets head out, cause I don't want to be in this place any longer then I have ta."
"Yeah let's go," came from Tess, "You hear me Kat? Yo! Kat!"
"Huh, yeah let's move, wait where's Gil?" I said putting my sketch book away.
"Oh he said he had to watch his little sister tonight, so he left once Miss. Quack dismissed us," explained Tess waiting be the door.
"Oh, well it is Friday so his mom's probably on another date with God knows who," Poor Gil can't catch a break, although since he has a bit of a sister complex I don't think he minds. Honestly once he starts talking about her you can't get him to stop. I can't wait to see what he does when she hit high school or starts dating, boys beware.
"So Kat, we staying at your place this weekend," Jess asked, as we walked out of the school's gate and into freedom.
"No Jess, I'm just going to break our tradition that we started back when we first starting hanging out in kindergarten," I deadpanned. Alright you're probably wondering what our tradition is, and if you're not I'm gonna tell ya anyway, okay so basically on the weekends the twins sleepover at my house and we have a huge movie, anime, and video game marathon. Hey don't judge you know you do it to, and before you ask this started back when we all found out that we were the only kindergarteners in our school that loved horror movies and anime, the video games came in when we hit middle school.
"Okay I get it dumb question, but hey, you can't blame me for asking. After all isn't your dad engaged so wouldn't his fiancée be staying over," Jess asked.
"Actually he's staying at her place this weekend, so it's just going to be the three of us."
"Really, just the three of us. So does that mean we get to share a bed, and maybe a few other things while we're under the covers, with no one to disturb us," implied Tess with a perverted gleam in her eyes.
"Wha-God TESS YOU'RE SUCH A PERV," screeched Jess and I, with a very visible blush on our faces.
"Oh please you know I'm joking; and besides I like yaoi not yuri," Tess smirked.
"Yeah, well, shut up," we mumbled still highly embarrassed.
Well so here's the scene right now Tess, the perverted bitch she is, is standing there smirking at mine and Jess' blushing, annoyed faces, yelling random crap at her. While everyone on the street is giving us a look that just screams 'are these girls mental?' or our all-time favorite 'these girls belong in a nut house.' Just another day in the life of three perfectly normal high school girl, ha yeah right we're nowhere near normal, but that was how almost every day went. Random chit chat, Tess' perverted comment, mine and Jess' reaction, getting odd looks from pedestrians, seeing a white rabbit wearing a red coat and pants…Wait, what? I looked back so quickly I think I got whiplash and what do you know there really is a white rabbit wearing a red coat and pants standing in between a tree and bush looking right at us. Okay I'm just going to pretend I didn't see anything.
"Aaaaaawwww, I want the bunny!" Jess yells runny after the rabbit. Yeah running after a rabbit and chasing it into the woods just shows how smart my friend is. So Tess and I start running after her yelling at her to stop; but she just wouldn't listen, the sharply dressed rabbit looked rather smug when we started running after it, but then look annoyed. It's a shame Jess didn't listen to us, because the next thing I knew Jess disappeared from our sight after she ran through a bush. Then I almost fell down some huge ass hole that appeared on the other side of said bush, literally teetering on the edge. I regained my balance, only for Tess to ram right into my back sending us both down, causing us to scream bloody-murder. After falling for about what felt like an hour with non-stop screaming I started to get bored.
"Yo Tess is it just me or have we been falling for a while," I said hopingly loud enough for her to hear me considering Jess keep screaming something along the lines of "the psychopathic demon clown monkeys are going to kill us all," yeah don't ask me.
"Hmm now that you mentioned it you're right. JESS WILL YOU SHUT UP THERE ARE NO CLOWNS HERE!"
"YEAH RIGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID AT OUR SEVENTH BIRTHDAY!"
"OH WILL YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY!"
"WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!? IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CHOSE TO FOLLOW ME! I ONLY CAME FOR MY LOVE, NOT YOU TWO!" Well what do you know the rabbit's here, and wow big voice for such a little guy.
"HOLLY MONKEY SHIT ON A STICK! DID THAT RABBIT JUST TALK!" They yelled in unison, and in my ears might I add.
"No, I'm just one hell of a ventriloquist," I said with sarcasm dripping from my voice.
"Really that is soo cool can you teach me," Jess asked.
"Is she really that dumb and insane," asked the rabbit, who I will now dub Mr. Fluffykins.
"You have noo idea, and just think I live with her" Tess said.
"I don't care, I just wish my love didn't have to deal with it. Now will you shut up we are almost there," Mr. Fluffykins told Tess. What did he mean when he said we are almost there? Figure when I'm just about to ask him there is a bright ass light below us. Then Jess screaming about how we really are going to die and Mr. Fluffykins 'kindly' asking (demanding) her to shut the hell up. What lovely language we all have.
As we were just about to reach the blinding light, I see Mr. Fluffykins transform into a man with white rabbit ears, a puffy white rabbit tail, and short white hair. If you ask me he was some fucking cute as hell eye candy and judging by the look on Tess' face she thinks so to. Should I tell her that men as good looking as him are either gay, taken, assholes, psychotic, or fictional. Not one word world about the fictional part I do remember he has animal appendages. That sounded kind of kinky didn't it? Back on topic, we were falling through the light and when it faded away we landed dog-pile style on of some building, sadly I didn't land on top.
"Ow Tess can you get you're fat ass off of me."
"I was just about to get up, but, Jess, for that one hell no."
"Then how about you both get off of me," I whined while being squished by the twins.
"Whoops my bad," they said in unison and finally got of me. Then I heard chuckling coming from above and what would do you know it's none other than Mr. Fluffykins.
"What the hell are you laughing at bastard," what all because he's good looking doesn't mean I'm going to be nice.
"Sorry if I insulted you, my love. I couldn't help it when I saw how cute your face looked when you pouted." What the fuck, "Well anyways, why didn't you chase me alone? I don't want those two interfering."
"Who the fuck are you calling 'love' you creep?" I don't care if he's cute, who the hell is the guy and what is he talking about?
"Why you of course, my dearest Katarina!" he swoons, blushing while holding his cheeks. I froze, completely disturbed. Tess seemed to catch onto my distress, while Jess looked confused and said the dumbest thing possible.
"Hey Kat, why didn't you tell us you had a cosplaying boyfriend?" She looked proud of her question, Tess looked ashamed to be her twin, and Mr. Fluffykins looked over joyed by the prospect… I think a small part of me just died on the inside.
"Jess no, just no"
"Aaaww, but why? You two look cute together." Correction I am certain a part of me truly died. Mr. Fluffykins looks like he's lost in his own fantasy world until he remembers something, pulling out a tiny vial with a heart shaped stopper.
"My Sweet, I almost forgot to give you the Potion of Hearts. You must drink this so your game can start." Game? The voice from earlier mentioned something about a game; if this guys playing I sure as hell am not!
"No way in hell, Mr. Fluffykins! I'm not drinking anything you give me!" I was proud of my statement until I realized what exactly I said.
"Mr. Fluffykins? Really Kat, a pet name already, I never knew you moved so fast." Damn you Tess, damn you to the five gates of hell. Jess is rolling on the floor laughing, while Mr. Fluffykins is blushing like a school girl.
"Oooohh my dearest, I didn't know you already loved me so much to give me a pet name! Please drink from the vial so we can finish the game together~"
"I ONLY CALLED YOU THAT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME, AND I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR DAMN GAME!" Mr. Fluffykins looked shocked.
"You don't want to play, but you must. Hhmmm I guess the game wouldn't be fun without a few set back," while that he open the vial and emptied it in his mouth. Before I could ask what the hell he was doing, he grabbed me by the arms and kissed me. Forcing his tongue in my mouth he transferred the "Potion of Hearts" into my mouth. He didn't let me go until I swallowed the potion. He then tossed two vials (identical to the first one) to the twins (who stopped laughing and were staring at us in shock) with a bored expression. Mr. Fluffykins looked back at me gently.
"My dearest, my name is Peter White and welcome to Wonderland." And just like that Mr. Fluffykins, now known as Peter White, left.
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"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT PERVERRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!"