Boysphobia

by: irish d' salmon luver

Author's Ramble: For those who didn't read my previous story (Extra) Ordinary Days, you better read it first! Or else you won't understand the plot… Heck, even I don't understand my own plot!

Disclaimer: Naruto? Not mine. Neji? Maybe mine. And Panic! at The Disco? I own them in my dream.

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Chapter 01: Boysphobia? WTF Is That?!

Sakura started,

"Wait…"

And then Ino,

"A…"

Followed by Tenten,

"Second…"

Kiba spoke,

"What…"

And then Lee,

"The…"

Then Naruto,

"Fuck!"

Err… soon followed by Shikamaru,

"Is…"

-Munch munch- Obviously Chouji.

Shino tagged along,

"Boys…"

Finally, closing by Sasuke.

"Phobia?"

Well, not really a closing, because Mina just wanted to replied them.

"It's…"

"JUST STOP IT ALREADY!!! IT'S ANNOYING TO HEAR THAT!!"

Everybody silent. Even Chouji stopped munching and dropped his chip.

Was that really happened, or was it just their fantasy?

Everybody's face grew pale.

The next second, everybody became Panic! at The Disco.

"HINATA JUST YELLED AT US!!"

"NOOOO!! THIS WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!"

"EVERYBODY SAVE YOURSELF!!!"

"FIND ANY NEAREST SHELTER!! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!"

"OH NOO!! I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED ALL MY CHIPS!!!"

"OH SHIT!! I JUST BOUGHT A NEW G-STRING AND NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANCE TO TRY IT?!"

Everybody silent again.

Why?

It was SASUKE who said the last sentences.

And to made things worse, Sai just passed them and overheard what Sasuke said before, and then he said,

"I know that red G-string, I saw you bought it. But didn't you also buy a couple of lingerie, freaking deadly 17 inches high heels, and some bondage sex toys?"

Sakura and Ino were fainted, suffered from bloody heavy nosebleed.

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Mina tried to break the ice between Sasuke and Sai.

"Err… WOW! Sasuke-kun, I never know that you're such a…"

"Bloody Seme Sissy." Sai continued.

Plop!

A vein appeared on Sasuke's head.

"Seme… Sissy…" Kiba mused.

"I KNOW IT!! SASUKE, I KNOW IT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!" Naruto pointed his index finger toward Sasuke's face; his grin was wider than Gai-Sensei.

Plop! Plop!

Another veins appeared.

"Ugh… what was just happened?"

Sakura and Ino were finally regained consciousness.

"RATHER THAN SASUKE-TEME, I SHOULD CALL YOU SASUKE-SEME!!"

Sakura and Ino fainted again.

Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop!

Countless veins popped on Sasuke's head and face.

"Na… ru… to…" Sasuke gritted his teeth.

He looked up at Naruto, his eyes blazed in red.

"And I should call you Naruto-uke!!"

Sharingan!

"GAAAH!!! SORRY SASUKE!!! HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!"

Katon!

"NOOOOO!!! PLEASE SASUKE—"

Gokakyu no Jutsu!!

"I never get tired to watch it," said Shino.

"Yeah. It's the most un-troublesome thing I like to watch beside clouds," replied Shikamaru.

-Munch munch- Yeah, Chouji got another chips to munched.

The rest of them were watching Naruto ran in fire while Sasuke tried to make him into barbeque.

"WHAT!?! BARBEQUE!!! I LOOOOOVE BARBEQUE!!!! WHERE!?! W-H-E-R-E!?!"

"Damn Chouji and his food fetish," Kiba shook his head.

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The two Hyuuga watched the ruckus in silent, and it seemed like everybody forgot about Hinata's being. After Naruto left with Sasuke chasing on him, everyone realized that they just missed one important thing.

"Err… what exactly we're talking or discussing about?" Tenten asked.

"Don't ask me, I'm just arrived," answered Sai.

"Who ask you?" Kiba scorned.

"Enough, enough. FYI, we just talking about Hinata-chan and her boysphobia," Mina said to Sai.

"Boysphobia… is such kind of word ever exist?" Sai asked back to Mina.

"Well, I just made it up, don't think about it seriously."

Sai shrugged.

"Speaking of Hinata, she was lost about six month ago, right? What's the matter now?"

"She just come back, you know, to this village," Tenten answered him.

"Oh? So where she is?" Sai looked around.

"Oh? You act like you start to care about anyone else?" Sakura, who just regained her consciousness again, stood up and walked towards the group.

"Um… I just try to socialize with you guys, that's all…"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever… by the way, she's right behind you," Kiba pointed behind Sai.

Sai turned around, and when he saw Hinata, he frowned.

"Hmm? Why do you make a face like that?" Sakura asked him.

"She's… different from the last time I saw her," he scrutinized Hinata. Hinata noticed this, and moved a bit behind Neji.

"Never mind. She still the same shy and timid girl, looking for protection from her cousin," Sai shrugged and joined the other Shinobi with Mina.

Hinata looked at Neji with disbelieved expression.

"You're my cousin?"

Uncertain that if he spoke with his manlike voice Hinata would scream to find that the person she clinging for all this time was also a boy, he just nodded.

"Really?! What's you're name?" At this, their friends and Mina looked at the Hyuuga again. All of them were thinking what should they do: distracted Hinata from her question or…

"Nemi. Her name is Hyuuga Nemi," a man answered Hinata's question. Everybody stared at this old but funny -if not weird- looking man. Neji and Mina made a funny frowned face. They recognized that o-so-filthy-and-wrinkled yukata, his oh-so-disheveled-long-curly-tied hair, his oh-so-deadly-20-inches geta, and his oh-so-glittering-heart-shaped-and-pink-framed sunglasses. Mina screamed out of her lungs, while Neji had shocked expression on his face.

"MATTIE!?!"

Mattie waved his hand.

"Yo, wazzup kids?"

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'Nightmare… it's just a nightmare, Neji… so wake up now!!!'

Even nightmare could be better than this.

Here he was now, sitting at Hiashi's office with Hinata still clinging to his arm, head bowed. Hanabi sat beside her; she really missed her nee-chan, but she wasn't sure if hugging her was a right thing to do now. Mina was sitting beside Hinata, looking as calm as Neji ever seen. It surprised him that there was people except Hyuuga who looked like they were inside they own bedroom rather than Hiashi's office.

And to made him shocker than before (if possible) was Mattie, clinging to Hiashin, talked about they oh-so-called reunion with so gay expression (gay which mean joyous, not homosexual… or both?).

Hiashi tried his best to hide his joy to meet again with his lost daughter.

"Hinata," Hinata looked upon him. She didn't know why, but this man, who called himself her father, made her afraid. She timidly replied him, but as she met his gaze, she quickly lowered her eyes.

"…Yes…?"

Hiashi felt a bit sad to saw her own daughter, who lost for more than half a year, finally came back, but didn't remember herself, much to say her own family; but he kept stoic as he always been.

"I'm so glad that you finally come back to Hyuuga family, which mean that Hyuuga doesn't lost their heiress."
Neji shot a glare to Hiashi.

'How could he said that to Hinata?! All he think about is this fucking clan!!'

"Now, now, Hiashin, don't talk about Hinata-chin like that! It hurt her feeling, ya know?!"

Mattie grabbed Hiashi's head and pulled it and choked him. Neji, Hinata, Mina, and (shocked) Hanabi watched them wide-eyed. No one, not even any creature dared to bullied Hiashi like that, and for that reason Neji respected Mattie for the first time (ever).

"Get off of me, Mataki-san!" (Who's Mataki you say? It's Mattie's real name for you who forget or not read the previous story, (Extra) Ordinary Days).

Hiashi shoved Mattie aside, and regained his pose. All the teens still watched them wide-eyed. Mattie grinned widely, "Just like we were back in high school, right Hiashin?"

Hiashi glared at him (but it seemed like it didn't affect much to Mattie, though) and then he spoke again, "Hinata, what happened to you before, it doesn't matter now. Right now, you back to Hyuuga and learn everything you need to be the Hyuuga heiress again. And…" Hiashi looked at Neji, "…Ne…mi, right, Nemi," Hanabi choked to held her laugh, "Your duty is to be Hinata's guardian. And I hope you're not disappoint me again this time."

Neji could feel Hiashi shot him a cold glare. He knew if something happened with Hinata again, he would live no longer. He bowed his head.

"Yes…" he whispered so quietly, even Hinata couldn't hear him, but it seemed Hiashi understand. "Good. Now Hanabi, you take Hinata to her room. I still want to talk with our guests. And Ne…mi, you stay here."

Hanabi took Hinata's hand. "Come on, Nee-chan! I'll show you your room! I re-decorated the room last night. You will like it!" Hinata reluctantly left the room after she bowed to everyone. Hiashi waited until the girls gone completely before he spoke to his guests.

"Well, Kamiya-san," he looked at Mina, "Thank you so much to found my lost daughter. We, Hyuuga clan, give you our best regard. What can we do for you?"

"My, my, I didn't do anything. I just take her back to where she belongs to," Mina just waved her hand, "I'm happy enough to see her back to her family, that's all. But if you want to thank, there's a woman who need it than me. She was the one who took care of Hinata."

Hiashi nodded, and he spoke again, "I understand. I shall give her a reward, then." He turned to Mattie, "And what are you doing here, Mataki-san?"

Mattie put his hurt expression. "Why are you so cold to me, Hiashin? We haven't met for years, and that's how you treat me? How could you do this to me? HOW COULD YOU?!"

And then he cried. Neji and Mina rolled their eyes. Really, Mattie looked like a gay right now.

Mattie stopped crying. "No, actually I'm here to accompany Mina-chan. She asked me to come with her because her boyfriend couldn't go with her. So, here I am."

Hiashi nodded again, and now he spoke to Neji. "Neji. This time I hope you will not make the same mistakes. You really shall keep your eyes on Hinata. If you failed again, I won't hesitate to give you hellish punishment. Remember that."

Neji bowed his head. "Yes, Hiashi-sama."

Hiashi gave him one last glare. "Good. I'll ask the maids to arrange a new room for you beside Hinata's room. Now leave." Neji gave him a questioning look.

"A new room?"

-Nod-

"For me?"
-Another nod-

"Beside Hinata's room?"

-Impatient nods-

"For real?"

-Growl-

"Sorry. I just can't help my curiosity, Hiashi-sama" Neji bowed his head again.

Hiashi just grunted. "Well, now leave. Do your duty."

Neji (reluctantly) gave him his regard to the Hyuuga Head before went outside the office room. As he made his way to Hinata's room, he recalled their rendezvous. She had amnesia, couldn't remember him, and afraid with the boys no less! But behind all those bad things that had happened, he was glad for one thing.

She was afraid with Naruto the most.

Which meant, no need to worry if she likes that airhead-blonde again.

Neji felt himself smiling. A Winner smile.

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A/R: I'm sorry for all the Sasuke fans!!!! I never meant to bash him; I just made him in that way for pure joke purpose!!! And I'm sorry if the story is a bit… weird, coz I don't feel like I'm going to write this story. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for all the readers! I swear I'll make the next chaps better (hope so…). Before I go to a hermitage and hibernate (??) I grant you this word: REVIEW. Be sure to use it wisely, okay?