"KABUTOOOOOOO!" wailed Orochimaru.
"Yes Lord Orochimaru," said Kabuto, as he ran into Orochimaru's bedroom.
"Kabuto my dear, I'm feeling a bit weak today. Could you feed me some of your special medicine?"
Kabuto sighed. "Yes Lord Orochimaru."
"Do you have the spoon?"
"Right here in my pocket sir," said Kabuto. His glasses gleamed.
"You know what to do."
Kabuto pulled out his weiner. After about 5 minutes of intense rubbing, he jizzed into the spoon.
Orochimaru smiled.
"Open wide," said Kabuto as he put the spoon into Orochimaru's mouth.
Orochimaru's smiled faded.
"BLECH!" he screamed, spitting out the spoon.
"KABUTO! This tastes terrible! Have you been eating pizza lately?"
"Yes," sighed Kabuto.
"Why are you getting pizza delivered to our house?" demanded Orochimaru.
"It's not delivery… it's DiGiorno," smiled Kabuto.
"Kabuto, this is unacceptable. I refuse to consume your sour pizza jizz. Desperate times call for desperate measures. SASUKEEEEEE! Get in here!"
Sasuke Uchiha entered the room.
"Sasuke, Kabuto has been a bad boy and has been eating too much pizza lately. I need to take my medicine, so you'll have to make it for me today."
Sasuke sighed.
"Here, take this spoon. You know what to do," giggled Orochimaru.
"I need something to look at that isn't your face," sighed Sasuke.
"Very well. Someday you will learn to love me," said Orochimaru. He used his tongue to hand Sasuke a nude photo of Naruto.
Sasuke blushed. It took only a few seconds and the spoon was full.
"Oh my Sasuke, that's a lot of jizz. Perhaps next time I should give you a LADLE!" laughed Orochimaru.
"Yeah whatever," said Sasuke, shoving the spoon into Orochimaru's mouth.
Orochimaru swallowed it in one gulp. "Mmm, that was scrumptious. From now on Sasuke you will go on a special diet and eat only the freshest fruits and vegetables so your jizz will taste sweet and delicious."
"I'm tired of jizzing in spoons for you. When am I going to learn cool forbidden jutsu?" asked Sasuke.
"I'll teach you a special jutsu… it's called the BUST A NUT JUTSU!" said Orochimaru, laughing.
"Ugh," said Sasuke.
Naruto would never do this to me… he thought to himself.