#5
It's a new webisode of S and F.
Sam and Faye are watching a mini train go around a track.
"Aw, it's so cute" Faye said.
"And now..." Sam began.
"...A BOULDER!" Faye exclaimed as Sam pulled a chord.
A giand boulder demolished the track.
#4
Private stopped Faye in her tracks.
"Whoa. What's going on?" He said.
"Sam has the last pie!" Faye said, pointing to Sam.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Private said, chasing Sam.
#3
"Let's go get breakfast." Private said, getting his keys.
"Where are we going?" Sam said.
"Galini's pie shop." Private said.
"Pie for breakfast?" Faye whined.
"You don't say 'Pie for breakfast?' you say 'PIE FOR BREAKFAST!'
Private said.
#2
"Oh my god, the bear ate BEAR!"Sam said, slamming the umbrella on the bear's (Cadet's) Head.
"Ugghhh!" Cadet said as he fell on the ground.
#1
"Thanks for the lolipop." Private said to Kowalski.
"Yes, but where I come from it's called a sucker." Kowalski said.
"What?" Private said, as Kowalski dove out of the way.
Sam hung above the doorway, holding a paintball gun.
Private tried to reach for his, but it was stuck.
Sam shot, hitting Private on the head.
Private fell with a thud as Sam dropped down.
"YEAH! I'M THE NUMBER ON ASSASIN BAYBAY!" Sam yelled.
Thx for reading!