Happy Birthday The Tribble Master!!!!!!!
The Result
Flying high over the trees, his huge purple wings flapping
'Yeeha!' Cas zoomed in his vision of the motel's door
Crash landing in front of the red and blue monstrosity
He found a cute kitten perched on the step, trying to roar
Cas giggled as he approached the creature in amusement
'Oh, you're a cutie.' He cooed, stumbling, hoping not to overkill
The kitten looked up at him and mournfully meowed, moving closer
In that instant, Sam ran out of their room, 'Dean, I told you to sit still'
Sam carried the kitten into his arms, 'Cas, did Bobby send you?'
Cas hiccupped, 'No, I just came to see Dean. I was missing him so much.'
Sam stared at Cas with shock and felt the kitten in his arms fret
'Cas, you okay?' He thought Dean would've probably delivered a punch
'Where's Dean?' Looking around, Cas licked his lips and giggled again
'This is Dean. A witch cursed him. I was praying to Bobby for help.'
Sam huffed out and made his way into the motel room with his brother
Cas clumsily followed, running behind and trying his hardest not to yelp
The green-eyed cute kitten jumped on his bed and curled up
Cas sat himself beside him, stroking his fur, 'You…have…Dean's eyes'
Sam repeated himself, 'It is Dean, Cas, what are you drunk?'
Cas dreamily looked on 'Cutie pie, do you want some sweet apple pies?'
'Meeeowww…' Dean gave his approval as he climbed into Cas' lap
Snuggling cozily, the moaning kitten nuzzled the heavenly body's neck
Sam gazed over at the scene, the exchange of affection, feeling mystified
As the very drunk and clueless angel gave his big brother a loving peck
There was a loud knock on the red/blue monstrosity that was the door
It seemed Sam's prayers had been answered because in Bobby stormed
Sending all his minions who were present on their knees in utter awe
With a flick of his wrist he had Dean's BAMF awesomeness restored
Bobby immediately left wanting to get back to his Godly duties
Dean found himself sitting in his sexy angel's lap once again
He had fought this feeling, this attraction, for so long now
It felt he was going to explode from the sexual tension and pain
'Sammy, get lost. Need to talk to Cas alone for a while.' He managed
Sam made a bitchface and left, muttering something under his breath
Dean saw Cas acting wasted and smiled. Figuring, Cas wouldn't remember
He kissed him and felt the kiss was the difference between life and death
Later that night, Cas woke up naked in Dean's arms with a content smile
Angels never got drunk; he faked the whole thing to get Dean to confess
The idea was Uriel's, he'd suggested it at "Get rid of Destiel UST meeting"
He had hated the idea at first but now he knew it had been genius, no less