It was 6:35am in the morning when Kyle Broflovski woke up to his iPhone ringing. He looked at the phone and it said "Fat Ass is calling".

"What does Cartman want now?" said Kyle

He picked up the phone and pressed answer.

"What do you want fat ass?" He grouched

"Keyal, get over here right away I gotta' show u something." Eric said with excitement in his voice

"Fine, I'll be there in ten minutes."

Kyle hung up the phone, slumped out of his bed and out of the house. Once he got to Eric's house he noticed a light coming from his room.

"What the-" he said to himself

Eric saw him from the window and invited him in. Once they got to his bedroom door Eric told Kyle what he was about to see would blow his mind. He opened the door and revealed to Kyle an exact, working Imagination Land Portal replica.

"Oh my god," Kyle said with fear and excitement in his voice, "You built this?"

"Yep. I got the blue prints from a guy in Mexico two weeks ago. I've been working on this puppy ever since." Cartman bragged

"Is it dangerous dude?" Kyle asked

"No way. It's 100% safe-"

When suddenly a manbearpig broke through the portal and grabbed Kyle by his throat.

"GAAAH! Not again! *choke* *gag*"

"Holy crap!" screamed Cartman

Cartman quickly grabbed his "Clyde Frog Shotgun" and blasted the manbearpig in the face. The beast's brains where splattered all over the room. The corpse dropped Kyle and fell back in to the portal. Cartman quickly shut off the portal and went to see if Kyle was ok.

"Kyle! Kyle?!" He screamed

He checked for a pulse put there was none. He checked to see if he was breathing, nothing.

"Crap not again." Cartman said with anger

He quickly after that gave Kyle CPR. Didn't work. So he thought to call up an old friend.

"Cthulhu! Here boy!" Eric yelled into the skies

Then out of space Cthulhu came bolting down to Eric from the depths of the universe.

"Cthulhu, bring Kyle back from the dead, ok?"

Cthulhu just shook his head from side to side.

"Come on man, you owe me! Remember last year at the Christmas party and you asked me to put your-"

Cthulhu quickly said "Ok, ok!" Cthulhu closed his eyes and spoke in an ancient dead language. Then Kyle began to cough and gag.

"*cough* *cough* *cough* *GASP* Oh Jesus dude! Wh-what happened?" Kyle asked confused and baffled

Cartman ran over to Kyle and tightly hugged him

"Oh thank god!" Cartman said with glee as tears came out of his eyes

"I thought I lost you man, *sniff*"

"Uh… yeah me too." Kyle said

"Thanks Cthulhu!" Cartman yelled

Cthulhu just smiled and left.

"Sorry man." Cartman said

"It's ok, hey can you let go of me?" Kyle asked

"Oh yeah, sorry" said Eric

He let go of him.

"I gotta go man, see ya." Kyle said.

"Ok bye. Sorry again about you almost dying and everything."

"It's ok. It's happened before."

"Heh, yeah."

Kyle left the room and went back to his house. And Cartman was left alone in his room to clean splattered brain and face off of his bedroom walls.