I made this out of total boredom, okay? Besides, these are so fun to make anyway. X3

I do not own "Naruto," and I will never own it unless I'm dreaming. So there.


1. You have your own Naruto nickname.
2. You are deeply convinced that you are a ninja.
3. You know the handsigns.
4. You try to do the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu when you rake the leaves in your front yard.
5. You die your hair to match that of your favorite character.
6. You spontaneously shout, "Dattebayo," after your sentences.
7. You've read all the manga, and are still reading it.
8. You are up-to-date on every episode, Japanese and English.
9. You wear your village headband in public.
10. You actually drool when you see your "Naruto" guy/girl on TV.
11. You try to blast your sibling with a fireball when you are mad at them.
12. You draw the curse marks on yourself with a marker.
13. You cosplay.
14. You perk up whenever you hear the word "Naruto" on TV or in real life.
15. You threaten the editors of "Naruto" for thrashing it.
16. You put "chan," "kun," "baka" (etc) at the ends of your friend's names.
17. You forget to breathe when you find out there's a new "Naruto" movie.
18. You hate a certain character so much that it takes over your life.
19. You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" (Nah-du-toe) as (Nuh-ru-doe.
20. You would rather break your neck than not be able to watch anymore "Naruto"
21. You have broken your neck trying to get to the TV.
22. You try to activate Sharingan or Byakugan.
23. You try to have a taijutsu fight with somebody.
24. You quote from the show in real life.
25. You spend your days writing fan fictions.
26. You are recognized by "Naruto" fans around the globe at the sound of your name.
27. You are the admin for numerous fan clubs.
28. You know every character.
29. You try day-by-day to do the transformation jutsu.
30. Your parents send you to the psychiatrist.
31. You love to sing along to the Japanese opening songs.
32. You own all the soundtracks.
33. You are worshiped by "Naruto" fan wannabes.
34. You are convinced that there are nine tailed demons in the world.
35. You think a demon is sealed inside of yourself.
36. You try to run up a tree.
37. You meditate to build up chakra.
38. You have a lot of toy kunai and shuriken at home.
39. You carry around ninja weapons in a backpack, or pouch, or whatever.
40. Your computer always has a Naruto desktop.
41. Your mom likes Naruto.
42. Your mom only likes "Naruto" because you got her into it.
43. You would even scare Kyuubi.
44. You only bought a musical instrument so you can play "Naruto" theme songs.
45. Your name ends up on this list.
46. You made this list.
47. Your walls are covered with Naruto posters.
48. You won an award for "Best 'Naruto' AMV"
49. You won any kind of "Naruto" related award.
50. You can actually add fifty more things onto this list.
I need you help to add to this list! Please leave a review with something that shows how you know your obsessed with Naruto! That made no sense, but do it! Gobikitsune