AN: W00T Season 14! I've been on a high the whole day after watching that one episode. Hopefully you all can guess who is the subject of this little poem...
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You've got friends and an okay life
And though you're too young to take a wife
You could get one if you tried
But she would be a mighty sad bride
Upon seeing your daily death
Unable to witness a final breath
For you tend to die at every turn
From choking, disease, or a major burn
Yet no one seems to care at all
When you take your untimely fall
Little boy, the cards you've got
Are certainly not the luckiest lot
So come back to life as you always do
And return next week with life anew
Or else your fans will be very mad
And maybe just a little sad