How To Wake Up America

by TailsDoll13

Based off of a post that came up on my dash. It was pretty funny, so I HAD to write something based off it. I feel like this is terrible...Then again, it's pretty much the first thing I've written below a hundred words. K because it's not even that bad. For Hetalia, of course. Humor because it's Hetalia. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Shazer, OUT!

Yeah, this is based on a Tumblr post I saw. Enjoy? Also, my Tumblr is canufeeldesunshine. WARNING: I REBLOG a lot of Homestuck stuff :/

Disclaimer: I don't own America. England does! Well, he USED to.

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"Has anyone seen America?!" England demanded, barging into the room. "I need to talk to him!"

"Eh, he's probably sleeping like a log," France replied.

"I know how to wake him up," Canada volunteered, but the others didn't hear him.

"AHEM."

England and France jolted, staring at the nation that had seemingly come out of nowhere.

"What team?" Canada continued.

A door slammed, and feet thundered down the stairs. America bolted in through the other door, and skidded to a stop, hands on his knees, panting.

"WILDCATS!" he managed, then fell over.

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Ahahahahaha. Poor America.

Deranged Shadow Fangirl