It was just another evening on the mother of intention south is pissed about something north is trying to deal with her, tex is hogging the training room as usual, mane is off on a mission with the rest and here I am in the tech lab with these scientists testing me for everything AI integration with the armour and armour systems plus this new technology scanner and constructer thing that they just built is getting applied to my suit as well even worse I've only been here for a week (although in hind sight that's probably why south is pissed) and they gave me a code name agent Massachusetts and this AI is an ass she's always making some sort of joke or sarcastic remark it is annoying the other day she kept going on about how she thought that I wanted to-
"Diagnostics are done we need to test if you can use it now" one of the techies said breaking my train of thought.
"Wha? Oh right" I said turning to the weapons and various other bits and pieces they had assembled.
"Now we need you to do is just pick up each of these items then get your little AI friend to construct them"
"If you want little you should see his dick" she said popping up on my shoulder
"Since when have you seen my dick zeta?"
"Since I can check on your various organs and bodily systems so I know your body better than you do" zeta replied with a smug grin.
"whatever let's just get this done" I grumbled picking up what looked like a basic un-modified m6g magnum wow how dull I'm gonna need to do something about it later but now I just want to get these tests done. Half an hour later walking out of the tech lab and on my way to the cafeteria for something to eat while little miss was in the back of my head goin on about how I had just put on a few pounds and that I should watch what I eat next time (those damn techies insisted that I keep all that equipment stored in my suit for "later testing") for some reason I have this really bad feeling as I approached the doors partially because zeta wasn't talking for once but the lights inside were flickering something bad was happening inside.
"Zeta dual handguns add a knuckle buster structure around the hand grip near my fingers this could get messy' I whispered as quietly as i could.
"on it boss although we may have different applications for messy"
"Not now Zeta scan for life signs or something" I growled staring at the door getting closer the light flickering less and less
"We got three life signs two of which are fighting the third appears to be on the other side of the room completely oblivious to the fighting" zeta reported with faux formality
"Never mind then, deconstruct the weapons probably tex and Carolina fighting over the last ice cream again" I sighed as I walked in, turns out I was wrong it was Connecticut and south fighting over the last bottle of vodka (not that they needed it they had already gotten too plastered to hit each other)
"agent Massachusetts we need you in the briefing room"
"Looks like the directors putting you on a diet mister" zeta chirped as I left the cafeteria. Five minutes later I arrived outside the briefing room the weird thing was all the other doors were painted white or colours corresponding colours to the personnel's armour colour but this one was grey.
"Hey stop day dreaming and knock already" zeta barked breaking through my days. I lifted my hand to the door.
"There's no need to knock just enter" sounded the monotonous voice of the director but how did the director know I was going to knock? He probably has cameras everywhere "now would be nice agent"
When he said that I practically ran into the room
"now that you have finally officially arrived we can begin the briefing, red team has set up a un-penetrable shield dome around their base your mission is to use any means possible to deactivate the shield then find the shield generator and either disable it permanently and steal the plans for it or steal it depending on the size any questions"
"Just two sir what are the weapon restrictions and do I have time to eat before I leave?"
"no weapon restrictions and you have an hour to prepare do with it as you see fit"