Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own, I would
Author's Notes - After last night I need a laugh
Kirk – Hey Bones, how you doing? What you reading there?
McCoy – Just reading about the presidential elections on Earth, Jim
Kirk - Oh, how many candidates this time?
McCoy – Let me see, looks like there are ten candidates
Kirk – You voted yet, I did an e-postal vote at Starbase 25. I like the look of Senator Krilla
McCoy – Why her, she's not even human?
Kirk - So what, she was born in Australia, family's been living there for years. Get over yourself, Bones
McCoy – Well I like to know a human is running things. What happen if the Federation had to go to war with Orion, where would her loyalties lie?
Kirk - Where they have always laid. On Earth! I worry about your latent speciesm Bones,
McCoy - I'm not xenophobic, just a little very pro human
Kirk – (Shakes head) So who you going for?
McCoy - Not sure, but I like the look of this lady (shows him image on PADD)
Kirk – (Looks at image), who is she, never heard of heard her
McCoy – Well she looks like just your type, blonde, brains and beautiful
Kirk – So what's her name?
McCoy – Er lets see Donaldina Trump