A/N: SOoOoOoOoO! I'm bored. Yeah. So read. Or die.
Tobi liked to help people. No he didn't. Actually, he liked to try to help people. But he was bad at it. But who said that people had to be good at something to enjoy it? No one did. That's who.
So Tobi was attempting to make Hidan feel better. Because Hidan was emo. He was always cutting himself. And Tobi knew good boys didn't cut themselves. Itachi said so. So Tobi wanted Hidan to be a good boy like him.
Tobi made a cake. And Tobi is an idiot. So was this a good cake? No. Was it fun to make? Probably. Tobi didn't have milk. He used water. He didn't have sugar. He used salt. He used all of the salt in place of sugar. He didn't use any replacements. Tobi didn't have any flour.
He used Deidara's clay.
After the cake was baked, Tobi went to find Hidan. Hidan was cutting himself again. So Tobi gave him the cake. He called it a Deidara cake. So Hidan ate it. Because it's cake. And everyone loves cake. Even your mom.
After Hidan ate the cake, he exploded. And he ate Tobi's soul. With his face.
The end.