A/N: Writing. So. Much. Crack. I must DIIIIIE!
It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, the sky glittering. The weather was just right, and the clouds were like sea foam in the ocean. Deidara felt amazingly relaxed, sitting under a tree. His cloak was off, letting his tan skin absorb the warmth around him.
That happiness was ruined by someone yelling.
"STUPID MAP! YOU'RE A BAD MAP! YOU'RE NOT A GOOD MAP!"
Deidara got up, irritated, and went to investigate. With his luck, it would be the first Jinjuriki.
It wasn't. It was an idiot with a lollipop on his face, sticking a paper bomb on another piece of paper.
"Need help, un?" Deidara asked.
The Lollipop-tard looked up and ran over, hugging Deidara.
"Yes I do! Yes, yes, yes!" he giggled.
Deidara attempted to pry the idiot off of him. "Okay! So, un, what's your name?"
The idiot looked at him, smiling. "Tobi! I'm a good boy!"
Deidara shrugged. "Ooookay. I'm Deidara."
Tobi nodded. "Deidara-sempai."
"No, just Deidara."
"Okay. Just-Deidara-sempai!"
"Oh god, this is gonna be a long day…"