AN: Okay this is a very late Christmas present for Indigo's Ocean and Nekochan5345! YAY! IDK if this will become more than one Chapter but it you like it let me know and I'll continue so anyway enjoy.
Disclaimer: Some of these this may offended/possible hurt people. I don't own FMA, but I own this and that is enough for me
If you
you might be
Chapter 1
Ed
25) If you clap your hand before you fight, you might be Ed.
24) If you are hyper active and spazzy, you might be Ed.
23) If your brother is a suit of armor, you might be Ed.
22) If your girlfriend throws wrenches at your head while avoiding a concussion, you might be Ed.
21) If there is someone who pretends to be you and is a better you than you, you might be Ed.
20) If your bodyguard rips off his shirt any chance he gets, you might be Ed.
19) If your dad is called Papa Hoho, you might be Ed.
18) If people five years younger than you are taller than you,
you might be Ed.
17) If people think, at first sight, that you are the younger brother when you are the oldest, you might be Ed.
16) If when your mom died you tried to bring her back from the dead, you might be Ed.
15) If you burned down your home when you decided to go out into the world, you might be Ed.
14) If your limbs (one arm and one leg) were replaced with auto mail, you might be Ed.
13) If you refuse to lose faith in equivalent exchange, you might be Ed.
12) If stripper pants are to your liking, you might be Ed.
11) If your hate milk, you might be Ed.
10) If you have died several times but come back as part of some stupid plot twist, you might be Ed.
9) If you ever decided to play God, you might be Ed.
8) If you have ever destroyed some ones entire religion, you might be Ed.
7) If you ever created a sin, you might be Ed.
6) If you ever blew up a train, you might be Ed.
5) If you went to the other side of the gate, you might be Ed.
4) If your have been mobbed by people you don't know, you might be Ed.
3) If you have been impaled by a pole more than once, you might be Ed.
2) If you have ever been part of a Fan-Fic with a yaoi pairing, you might be Ed.
1) If you took the time to read this thinking that it will lead you to the Stone,
1) you are crazy and,
2) you might be Ed.
End AN: nods yes and that and that is if I get positive reviews I'll continue…in any case I hoped you enjoyed!