Disclaimer: I own nothing; the only thing I claim is this particular arrangement of Muse's tune and Miss Rowling's words.

For Sarah who helped write it!

To be sung to the rather kick ass tune of Origin Of Symmetry's Plug In Baby, written by Mathew Bellamy, produced by David Bottrill and Muse…ok that's just quoting from the album cover, on with the song

Slytherin Baby

Open your eyes baby

My underneath's a big surprise

Now its time for changing

And cleansing everything

Scabbers ever touched.

I'm a slytherin baby

I crucio my enemies

The rat's tired of hiding wo

The slytherin baby

In one-toeless sneaky realities

Is tired of living

Polyjuice

Moody could make you lose your own game

Change him, replace him with yourself

They won't know you have.

My slytherin baby

Crucios my enemies

Father thinks he's winning wo

My slytherin baby

Throws of imperius completely

And casts the Dark Mark, wo

Potter's wand wielding

Mine is gone

Winky's got in trouble

Wooaahh

MUSE ROCK!