MAYRO KRAT WEE DEATH EDITION
One day my mom and dad gave me $45 to spend on whatever I want to. I was walking outside for 1 hour until I noticed a store called "TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS GAMES." I went inside to check it out. There was so much stuff inside. I grabbed some My Little Ponies DVDs because I was a freakin' brony. When I was walking to the counter I noticed a strange game. It was titled M yr0 Kr t W33 D3 th 3d!t!0n. The box art showed Mario staring at Luigi with black eyes and red pupils. The game looked badass so I decided to buy it too. I got home and went upstairs to play my new game. The game's title screen showed Mario with black eyes, green skin, and black ooze dripping out from his mouth. I immediately went to Grand Prix. I chose 150cc because I wasn't a pussy. The character I selected was Baby Mario. The vehicle I chose was the Standard Kart S. In the course selection screen, there was an area called "NOT A SCARY COURSE." Right away, I chose it. When it started, the course had a dark red sky with black clouds, trees without leaves, and a street with bones everywhere. But was even stranger was all the characters had a very sad expression. As the countdown started, I boosted right into the race. The music of the course was odd. It kind of sounded like a depressing piano theme. And every time it went on, the song started getting shittier to the point where there was just static in the background. Then it went quiet. I was wondering where the end of the course was as there was no map on the screen. There weren't even any item boxes which made this boring as fuck. I was about to turn the game off until the screen went to black. A message appeared saying "S'up dawg. Want to join the party?" The options were "Yes" or "No." Being the smart guy, I chose yes. Then the most horrifying picture appeared, it showed all the characters in the woods smoking cigarretes. Static then came on for about 20 seconds. Another message appeared saying "Estas listo para la ronda 2?" Then it showed a game over screen with Baby Mario naked and his weiner cut off. The screen went to black and Mario came out of computer and said "Its-a-me motherfucker!" He got out a knife from his pocket and cut my weiner off. I died, end of story.