"This is tiring," muttered Zim to himself, rewiring the motherboard of his
ship.
I was screaming my oddly-shaped green head off, running through the labratory. Zim casually stuck a booted foot out,, sending me to the floor, where I proceeded to cry artificial tears.
"Look, Gir, I don't have time for your waterworks. I have work to do, and the Irkens are expecting a progress report tonight." Zim said, irratated.
"But Zi-" I began, but was quickly quieted by Zim's sharp "Shut your noise tube!"
I slunk off, feelings hurt, and took the elevator back to the main room. Why did Zim always have to be so busy? He never plays with me. Where was my cupcake? Is that a baby across the street? I smell Dib nearby.
Suddenly sparks began to fly from underneath my imitation dog costume, and everything began to spin. Somehow, I heard myself beep "System overload...Failure to access artificial intelligence unit!" over and over. I suddenly fell over, and the world went into this dark...thingy that I don't recall.
When I woke up, Zim barked "Stupid robot! Why was I stuck with you for a companion? Why is there a freaking cupcake in his energy compartment? GIR!"
I rubbed my cold metal head, and tried to move, only to find I was strapped to an iron welding bed. "Zim? Zim where am I?" I began to scream in my shrill, high pitched voice until Zim stapled my mouth shut.
"Quiet, you! I'm trying to put more smart stuff in your head so you don't shut down on me tonight. And don't think, not that you should have any trouble with that."
I sighed. Zim was so tense, I just followed his orders and lay still, thinking about nothing, while hot stuff melted me back together. I guess I fell asleep waiting, because when I woke up, I was sitting on the couch alone, and it was dark out.
In the distance, I heard Zim scream "GIR! WAKE UP YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF FILTH! GET HERE N-" and then I heard the sound of a chain-whirly-thingy revv, and screaming. I didn't bother picking up my green doggy suit off the floor. Zim needed me, and he didn't really mean it when he said he wished I would just go away or die or something, last week.
"Zimmy Zim Zim, come come coming!" I cried, flinging myself into the elevator. I flew out the door when it opened, and bounced around, listening for another sound to clue me in on where Zim was. "Zim Zimmy Zim, where be you?" I shouted into nothingness, but got no response.
Suddenly a piercing scream I recognized as Zim's rang through the lab, and I headed straight for the welding bed. There, I gasped and almost lost my cupcakes. Zim was strapped to the iron platform, and that weird kid with the bad haircut, Dib, was holding the welding thingy that Zim used on me only how long before...But Zim wasn't made out of shiny stuff!
Oh Scary Monkey, if only you could help me now...
(Hmm...Could Gir actually help Zim for once? And will he actually lose his cupcakes? Did he even eat cupcakes? Find out next time with the exciting : coff : conclusion of I Miss you, Cupcake : The Gir Story! : fade out :)
I was screaming my oddly-shaped green head off, running through the labratory. Zim casually stuck a booted foot out,, sending me to the floor, where I proceeded to cry artificial tears.
"Look, Gir, I don't have time for your waterworks. I have work to do, and the Irkens are expecting a progress report tonight." Zim said, irratated.
"But Zi-" I began, but was quickly quieted by Zim's sharp "Shut your noise tube!"
I slunk off, feelings hurt, and took the elevator back to the main room. Why did Zim always have to be so busy? He never plays with me. Where was my cupcake? Is that a baby across the street? I smell Dib nearby.
Suddenly sparks began to fly from underneath my imitation dog costume, and everything began to spin. Somehow, I heard myself beep "System overload...Failure to access artificial intelligence unit!" over and over. I suddenly fell over, and the world went into this dark...thingy that I don't recall.
When I woke up, Zim barked "Stupid robot! Why was I stuck with you for a companion? Why is there a freaking cupcake in his energy compartment? GIR!"
I rubbed my cold metal head, and tried to move, only to find I was strapped to an iron welding bed. "Zim? Zim where am I?" I began to scream in my shrill, high pitched voice until Zim stapled my mouth shut.
"Quiet, you! I'm trying to put more smart stuff in your head so you don't shut down on me tonight. And don't think, not that you should have any trouble with that."
I sighed. Zim was so tense, I just followed his orders and lay still, thinking about nothing, while hot stuff melted me back together. I guess I fell asleep waiting, because when I woke up, I was sitting on the couch alone, and it was dark out.
In the distance, I heard Zim scream "GIR! WAKE UP YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF FILTH! GET HERE N-" and then I heard the sound of a chain-whirly-thingy revv, and screaming. I didn't bother picking up my green doggy suit off the floor. Zim needed me, and he didn't really mean it when he said he wished I would just go away or die or something, last week.
"Zimmy Zim Zim, come come coming!" I cried, flinging myself into the elevator. I flew out the door when it opened, and bounced around, listening for another sound to clue me in on where Zim was. "Zim Zimmy Zim, where be you?" I shouted into nothingness, but got no response.
Suddenly a piercing scream I recognized as Zim's rang through the lab, and I headed straight for the welding bed. There, I gasped and almost lost my cupcakes. Zim was strapped to the iron platform, and that weird kid with the bad haircut, Dib, was holding the welding thingy that Zim used on me only how long before...But Zim wasn't made out of shiny stuff!
Oh Scary Monkey, if only you could help me now...
(Hmm...Could Gir actually help Zim for once? And will he actually lose his cupcakes? Did he even eat cupcakes? Find out next time with the exciting : coff : conclusion of I Miss you, Cupcake : The Gir Story! : fade out :)