Runn'n n' Gunn'n
Sonic the Hedgehog was takin' a bite outta a mad decent chili dog and had to check himself when he saw some lil' tykes watchin' cus he was their hero and shit and he didn't wanna be creamin' the front of his fur around this playskool paparazzi and end up lookin' like some hungry ass pervert on a youtube vid yo haaaaaaaaa…………………………...……..so outta the corner of his eye Sonic saw some shit happen that might make him drop his precious ass chili dog so he schwooped the fuck outta the way real quick and then noticed it was Tails's silly ass prolly excited about some dumb shit like when he thought Knuckles was gonna let him in on this train they were runnin' on a robot squirrel they found during a BE that went sideways cus Knuckles accidentally first degree punched this goon ass jabroni to death who was freakin' out so loud cus the thing about Knuckles is that his fists are so big that people should be callin' him muthafuckin' Handz except his knuckles are so sharp they end up yankin' your fuckin' eyeball out and you're like who the fuck was that knuckles motherfucker and next thing ya known it's YEET down the mothafuckin stairs…..anyway Tails was kinda way the fuck outta line but it was legit actually cus Robotnik put a warrant out on Sonic's ass for abducting animals from the robot factories and turnin' them into chili dogs which made everybody laugh cus everybody knows that nobody knows what the fuck a chili dog is made outta so Sonic and Tails flew to Knuckles's place like skrrrttt but they almost noped the fuck out right away after Knuckles got mad belligerent as Tails was tellin' him about seein' this lady outside Kroger holdin' a lil' ass dick that was attached to her kid who needed help aimin' his piss at the sidewalk for some reason and Knuckles said that was some privilege ass shit to be complainin' about cus he hid out in asia one time when shit got sketchy back at the pyramids and "chinese people will diarrhea in the street like it's motherfuckin' fourth of july everyday yo" but before Knuckles could really get to speakin' on it the motherfuckin wall opened up like somebody took a can opener to Knuckles cheap ass tenement building cus whatever they wanted was too crucial to just use the hallway and shit but that wasn't even the weirdest part…"where's my muhhfukin sock collection Knux?"... (continued in Part 2)