Disclaimer: I do not own Jo Bel's story, nor do I want to. I also do not own The Hunger Games. I only own my comments.
Same old same old. My comments on Josie's new Narnia Story. Napoleon is here too, to help.
Napoleon: Ugh, why did she ruin another book?
Me: I don't know Napoleon...I just don't Know...
Me: And, becuase her formatting is weird, during her Authors Note and Jo Belkes POV we will be normal and During Darrels POV we will be bold.
My Lovely Comments on: jo bekle en daryl in panim da HUNGR GAMS
Me: *Facepalm* Here we go...
An: DONT FLAM DID STURY U DUM DUM!1111111111111111
Napoleon: AAAAAAH! SAVE ME! IT'S THE 1'S! *curls up in a coner rocking back and forth.*
Me: See what you did to my brother Josie? If we ever meet in real life...Let's just say you'll have a permanent handmark on your cheek. Then I'll sic Napoleon here on you. *evil grin*
Napoleon: *Still in his corner*
Bi da wae go reed Bubbas stortyy!1111111111
Me: I might...For a commentary! Hahaha! Napoleon, I just past the ones. You're safe for a bit.
Napoleon: Okay...
Chapter 1 da reeping.
Me: Why does she insist on using 'd' instead of 'th'?
Napoloen: Idk.
Me: Don't do that. That's what Josie does.
Napoleon: Oh...Nevermind...I don't know.
JO BELKES POv
Me: Again with the indecisive name spelling. Go read my other Jo Bel Commentaries for a full list of name changes. I'm too brain dead to try and remember them.
Napoeleon: My favorite spelling is Job El.
Me: Same!
1 dayy I wok up in district 11 WHER DA SUTHURNURS liv nd I realized I mite get reeped cuz we ran ote of blak people to snd 2 da reeping!11111111111111
Napoleon: SAVE ME! *rocking back and forth* Think of twos and exclamation points...twos and exclamation points...
Me: Okay, you're in District 11. Yeah, that is in the south if my map is correct...But, it's also the porest district besides 12. YOU WANT US SOUTHERNERS TO BE POOR!?
Thin I wnt to the towen skware nd I sawa…
Me: Yes, you would be thin if you were in the poorest district because you would have no food! What is a towen skware?
Napoleon: I'm pretty sure President Snow isn't racist, so it wouldn't only be black peoples in the Hunger Games.
Me: I do believe you're right.
DARRYL MY CUZIN
Me: Awesome! You're incompetent editor cousin is here too! Maybe you'll both get reaped and DIE!
Napoleon: Bu, of course, she's a Mary-Sue, so she's gonna somehow win.
Me: With only a PItchfork too. She seems to have an absession with Pitchforks.
DArrels pov,
Thin,…..
Me: What's thin? You need to specify! COMPLETE YOUR SENTENCES PERSON!
Effie trinket sed, NOW dis yeer 2 tributs get a specal advantage!1111111111111111111111111111 111111111
Napoleon: NOOOO! THE 1'S ARE BACK! *Goes back to corner* Twos and exclamation points...twos and exclamation points...
Me: Anyway, I don't think any districts would get a special advantage, especially not one of the poorest. The only advantage I can think of is the Careers, who train for the Games. *facepalm* Josie is an idiot. But I already knew that.
NOWE R TRIBUTS WILL B…
Me: Drum roll please! dududududududududududu...
Napoleon: *in background* marysuemarysuemarysue...
JO BKEL ND DARREL!111111111111
Me: I knew it! I knew it! That girl was going to get reaped from the start!
Napoleon: Well, obviously, it's the hunger games! And whoevers point of view it's from always gets reaped!
Me: Right!
NXT Tim:
Me: Next Tim? There was a Tim in here, and there's gonna be a next one?
Napoleon: Who's Tim?
Me: I have no idea!
SA CAPITIL!11111111111111
Me: South America Capitol?
Napoleon: But...South America doesn't exist during that time...it's underwater...
Me: Well, that was interesting. Now I need to wipe all this blu goo from my desk.
Napoleon: And I need to wipe it from my chair. Then freeze it, and put it back in my head.
Me: By the way, I determined in my commentary of her Doctor Who story that "blu" is the color of my brain slowly melting.
Napoleon: Can't...talk...brain...melting...
Me: Yeah...I'm just gonna end this chapter now...Reviews will heal us!