Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eye

Wow you must have a good memory then.

And we caught onto something

Yep we did. We both got really sick.

I hold onto the night, you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me

Once and it was the ale not me…..Ok maybe I do like you and I did that knowing what I was saying

Were you just kidding?

No. I was dead serious.

'cause it seems to me, this thing is breaking down

Is it bad she is actually scaring me?

We almost never speak

You annoy me but I don't go singing about it.

I don't feel welcome anymore

Good. That means it is working.

Baby what happened, please tell me?

Fine I will tell you. STOP CALLING ME BABY!

'cause one second it was perfect, now you're halfway out the door

Wow I rather be fully out the door.

And I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called

What is a phone? Where do you come with these lyrics?

And then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at all

Wow depression problems. Join the club.

And you flashback to when he said forever and always

So sorry then. You probably heard me talking to Lucy.

Oh, and it rains in your bedroom

Wow then I need to fix my roof don't i?

Everything is wrong

I know it is so why say that again?

It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone

So you blame me for bad weather now too? Wow and I thought I was cold.

Cause I was there when you said forever and always

Dang it why cant you forget it like you forgot Albert.

Was I out of line?

Your always out of line so nothing new there.

Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide

No. I got locked up in jail for a false charge.

Like a scared little boy

WOOOAH you have pushed it now! I am not a scared little boy! You are now on my darker side then normal!

I looked into your eyes

And you would now see my anger.

Thought I knew you for a minute, now I'm not so sure

Good! I don't even want to know you right now.

So here's everything coming down to nothing

Good. I like that because then we wouldn't know each other.

Here's to silence that cuts me to the core

My normal day then.

Where is this going? Thought I knew for a minute, but I don't anymore

Good I like this.

And I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called

Annoyance rising because you wont tell me what a phone is.

And then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all

Ok you must be repeating yourself to show a point to me.

And you flashback to when he said forever and always

Which of course is not working.

Oh, and it rains in your bedroom

At all because I don't care how much it rains at all.

Everything is wrong

Good my job is working then.

It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone

Well then it isn't me so you cant blame me HA HA.

'cause I was there when you said forever and always

Get over it.

You didn't mean it baby, I don't think so

Your back on my bad side because of calling me baby.

Back up, baby, back up

You are in the darkest place ever now.

Did you forget everything

I wish I just choose to hide it from you.

Back up, baby, back up

Mrs. Lovett stop this right now!

Did you forget everything

I really wish I did so I wouldn't be so sad all the time mourning my poor wife.

'cause it rains in your bedroom

I am going to throw you in a oven.

Everything is wrong

Someone wants to join there pies.

It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone

Or maybe give you a hair cut.

'cause I was there when you said forever and always

I will find a way to send you to jail.

Oh, I stare at the phone, he still hasn't called

Really.

And then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all

I thought having a picnic was bad but this is worse!

And you flashback to when we said forever and always

More like you.

And it rains in your bedroom

You are going to be raining blood from your oven soon!

Everything is wrong

Stop it now.

It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone

I really wish Albert was here to slap you.

'cause I was there when you said forever and always

No wonder he didn't like you. You sing way to much.

You didn't mean it baby, you said forever and always... yeah

Finally it is over. I managed to keep a blank expression throughout that despite my thoughts wow.