Sherlock VS Mini Watson

by Dayja

Sherlock interacts with John and Mary's daughter, age two. Who comes out on top? A series of dialogue episodes involving Sherlock and Miss Watson. This probably wont at all be canon compliant, but until we find out what the series does with Mary's baby, we can pretend.

1. Meet Mmmmiss Watson

Title: Sherlock VS Mini Watson

Author: Dayja

Summary: Sherlock interacts with John and Mary's daughter, age two. Who comes out on top?

A series of dialogue episodes involving Sherlock and Miss Watson. This probably won't at all be canon compliant, but until we find out what the series does with Mary's baby, we can pretend.

Disclaimer: I do not own/make no money from/am not associated with the TV series Sherlock.

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"Hello John. Mary. Mmmm…"

"You've forgotten our daughter's name again, haven't you."

"…mmmiss Watson."

"Good save."

"Ungo Sshah! It me! Miowie!"

"Miowie?"

"That's right, darling. You're Millie."

"...That's a horrible name, no wonder I...ow!"

"Naughty Mummy!"

"I'm sorry, Sherlock. That's why we don't step on people's feet, Millie dear. It gives them booboos."

"...Are you going to kiss it better. Ow!"

"Stop trying to get my wife to kiss your feet, Sherlock."

"I was just OW!"

"Millie! That was very naughty! No hitting! Wow...that's really bleeding."

"Debinitely a Wadson."

Author's Note: Yes, I know it's a bit on the short side. Some of these will be longer. Some may be shorter. I have no idea how often I'll update. (And yes, I'm still working on my other WIPs). It's mostly just for fun. This will almost definitely be wildly AU when series 4 comes out, but oh well. It's still fun.