A/N: Enjoy this short crack-story.

I don't own KH in anyway or form, BTW.

What the hell. I thought.

I stared at the monstrosity that was Organization XIII.

It started with a simple party for Xigbar thrown by Luxord. Of course being who they are, they had to bring the alcohol.

Luckily, I can drink up to seven bottles of whatever they brought and still be sober.

Zexion was having the ride of his life...on Demyx's back. What? Did you think I was saying they were having sex? Of course not!

I heard Vexen say,"Hey, Mar, wanna polinate me?" while dressed as a cactus.

Serious, what the hell? Where does one ever get a cactus costume!

And of course Marly was just blushing through the whole thing until Vexen became all dominate and crap.

Roxas was trying to get Axel to make out on the roof with him, not on top of the castle either. On top of the roof in the room. I always thought Roxas was better than that though, of well.

Xaldin and Lexaeus were trashing the library, and, like others, ended up having sex. On a pile of Zexion's books they were in for something horrible later.

I don't even want to describe what Xemnas and Saix were doing in Demyx's poor bathroom with him rubber ducky.

Luxord and Xigbar were playing strip poker in the corner, the only normal thing happening in a 50 foot radius.

Oh, and Larxene was on a leash and collar, guided by Xion, who wanted me to come to her room with her.

"What the hell, why not?" I said, following to her room.

-The Next Day-

The next day, screams could be heard from every member, just about.

"XALDIN! LEXAEUS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!" -Zexion

"RUN !" -Xal and Lex

"WHY THE HELL ARE WE ON THE ROOF?" -Axel and Roxas

"MY DUCKY! WHYYYYYYYY!" -Demyx

"HOWWWLLLL!" -Saix

"MY CASTLE! MY BEAUTIFUL!CASTLE!" -Xemnas

"WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES?" -Xigbar

"Ugh, MY HEAD!" -Luxord

"WHY AM I DRESSED AS A CACTUS!" -Vexen

"WHY AM I BOTTOMING?" -Marluxia

"Leash and collar? Kinky" -Larxene

Xion and Namine were too hungover to say anything at all, they just spent the day in the bathroom throwing up.

A/N: And there you go. This is what happens when LonleyUeki and I talk about my cactus and how it compares to Vexy, and thus the line "Hey, Mar, wanna polinate me?" was born, and then, this fic was born.