A comedy from my earlier writings. Skips from pov to pov quite often but you will be informed. Rated mature for a reason. Please enjoy and review.
Ps: *Cough* *cough* this need some serious editing, so as such I'm editing it. I hope you all enjoy, and I'm sorry it took me so long to notice my mistakes.
Silver's pov
I woke up in a wooden box like object… wait it's more like a cart, it looks like the back of a wooden moving van except it has bars instead of the normal door. Oh, yeah I remember I've ben kidnapped. I'm only thirteen; what could these people want with me?
I look around my prison. There are 5 people. Crystal, a girl who got kidnaped with me, some old looking guy, a man and a woman that seem very close and some blond kid that looks about my age that sleeping in a way that you can't see his face, only the side of his head and his blond hair.
"Hey, you're awake." Crystal says. "Hey, everybody this is Silver."
"Hey Silver." everyone else said, excluding the blond kid. I look over at him look closely at his visibly features, he seems to like the color black.
Crystal took notice of the direction I was looking at. "He's been out since we got on. I think he was the first one in here."
So he was the first one to get "picked up" must suck to be him. They must have knocked him pretty hard if he is still asleep.
"Hey Silver, that's peter, the old looking guy. That man is frosty that probably isn't his real name, and the woman is Shandelier." She explained.
"Like chandelier, chandelier?" I asked stupidly.
"Yeah." She said plainly.
Crystal chandelier. Ha ha, funny.
We heard a loud agonizing creak of the bars as the door open and a new kid was thrown in. Well, he looked more like a cat with cat like ears, fur (only on his head though)and he had a shirt that read "Cat's always land on their feet. "Apparently they don't" peter said.
The cat person seemed to know when he was being addressed. "Not when there dropped form less than two feet with there back facing the ground or when they're rolled across it."
"What's your name, my name is Peter." Peter told the cat person.
His ears drooped cutely to the side… how cute I mean um, sigh. His ears sprang back up and he crossed his… arms? "My name is Techno." Techno said.
"Are you a cat? And my name is Shandelier." Shandelier asked.
His ears drooped again. Apparently he doesn't like answering questions. "I'm a kitten." He said while his tail flicked around a bit. Wait he even has a tail? That's interesting…
"Are you male or female?" she asked. Isn't it obvious?
His ears drooped again and it looked like he was embarrassed because he started blushing. His tail even froze. "I'm a boy." He whispered.
"You're cute." Peter said.
His blush deepened and his tail went to cover it. His ears sprang back up so they where pointing up. He growled. I wonder if he can purr too. "Shut up, Peterfile!"
"That's not nice to call him that."
"What did he molest you as a little girl? Chandelure? You have to stand up for yourself." Techno said.
"It's Shandelier." She said.
"Whatever, Chandelure, you have to be a shining light through the darkness! Let your five flames burn bright!" Techno said. He's starting to sound delusional.
"What's a Chandelure anyway?" Peter asked.
"Chandelure? Well it looks like a chandelier only it doesn't need electricity and its cry is the most feared in all the land!*" Yep he's starting to sound delusional. (*Well that's what I say at least.)
"Hey kid chillax and I'm frosty." Frosty said.
"Leave me alone Vanilluxe, I'll chillax when I want to." He turned to crystal. "What's your name?"
She started blushing madly she was probably thinking. He wants to know my name ohhh.
"Crystal" she finally blurted out.
He started laughing like he was insane. "Crystal Chandelure!" he finally said.
"It's Shandelier!" Shandelier yelled. He stopped laughing and got up of the floor. He looked at me curiously. Not being able to see what he wanted to see he walked over to me and put a hand on my knee so he could get some leverage then he climbed up and looked into my eyes.
"Silver, that's what'll call you."
"That's his name." Crystal said.
"He's the only one in here with a normal name." Techno said. That made me happy. He thinks I had a normal name.
"Talk about normal you're a human-like cat." Crystal said.
"Cat-like human." Techno corrected.
"It's all the same." Peter said. If it really was the same why did he say it differently?
"No human-like cat infers that I'm more cat than I am human like puss in boots but cat-like human says that I'm more human than cat." Techno said to "peterfile". "Also peterfile you should leave me alone." He said opening his mouth and exposing … fangs, well canines, sharp canines then he hiss much like a real cat.
I saw peter drawback in mock fear. Techno ignored him.
"Do you even know what a pedophile is anyway?" Peter asked.
"Yes. It's a person who likes small children." Techno answered.
"Do I look like a pedophile?" Techno shook his head. That was a dumb question you can't categorize something mental in a physical state, or can you?
Techno stopped shaking his head. "You look like a Peterfile." Peter clenched his hands in a fist like he wanted to chock Techno. That's going to be hard considering the fact Techno really doesn't have a neck…
The door creaked again and someone (or something) rolled in. It was blue and Black and had parts that were white, red… that's a hat and brown hair. The ball rolled out of itself to lie close to the vicinity of Techno.
"Hey Black." Techno said to the person who apparently was named Black or that was his nickname.
"Hey, Techno." Black? Said.
"Looks like idiocy likes company." Peter said under his breath. Black sat up and Techno climbed onto his head and glared at peter.
Black got up and walked over and put his hand out for peter to shake. "Hello, my name is Black."
"I'm peter." He took his hand and squeezed it tight. Black's smile disappeared. After peter let go of his hand Peter whispered something into Black's ear then Black went to go sit in between the blond kid and Crystal.
Crystal almost jumped on Black. "Hey my name's crystal, and this is Silver, Frosty, and Shandelier."
"At least someone knows my name." Shandelier said quietly almost like she didn't want to be heard.
"Of course she does. She knows everyone's name." Peter said while rolling his eyes.
"Except for his or hers." Techno said pointing to the blond kid.
"That'll change." Peter said. I'm starting to see why Techno doesn't like him aside from the fact he made Black go into a state of shock or was that crystal?
"Someone's lost their cheery composure." Crystal said putting herself in Black's line of sight. He turned away from her and looked at the corner the blond kid was in then he turned away from him and looked all around before he settled for staring at the bars.
Another creak, another roll only this time the person had green hair and was wearing mostly white. Black put his hoodie on despite Techno or his hat being on his head the he pulled the cap bill so it was on the other side of his head. Looks like he's trying to hide.
"You know him?" crystal whispered to Black. Black nodded.
The person did just like Black did when he got in he laid out on the floor for a while then sat up.
"Hey N.!" Techno cried out cheerfully from the hood. Techno had gotten his head out.
N. stood up and turned around then he went to sit in between Black and Crystal. Black was still trying to hide and crystal looked furious, finally a person she wasn't potentially trying to hit on.
We sat in silence for a while until the cart thing stopped. Techno got out of Black's hood and went to the bars and poked his head out and around.
Peter looked surprised then angry. "You idiot you could have gotten out." Peter told Techno.
Techno pulled his head back in with a little pop noise. "I guess I could have, couldn't I?" Peter was right if Techno could squeeze his head through the bars and that's the largest thing on his body he could have fit through.
Peter looked like he really wanted to choke him. "We're at a gate." Techno informed. "And it appears we've reach our destination." Then he sighed. Peter sat back down and began to quietly mock Techno.
Black finally took off his hood and moved his cap back to where it was.
"Hey, Black." N. said.
"Hey, N." Black said sounding sad.
The door creaked again and a guy in a very tight uniform walked it followed by some grunts. Which team is it now? I looked at there um… leader he had symbols from all the teams I knew which consisted of rocket? And a bunch of different symbols like an A, a M, a P, and a G.
He pointed his staff at me. Where had that come from? "You child tell me what do these symbols mean?" I shrugged.
Techno started hopping around on Black's head. "Oh, I know."
The man rolled his eyes. "What?"
"R for Rocket, A for Aqua, M for Magma, P for Plasma, and G for Galactic." Techno said smiling to himself. The man seemed upset he knew.
"But that doesn't make any sense. If P stands for team Plasma why is N. here?" Black asked.
"Such a stupid question. It shall be explained in due time." The man said stepping out and locking the door. Then the cart started moving again.
The cart stopped again and two grunts got on: a man from team aqua and a woman from team magma. "Alright kiddies listen up." He noticed peter. "And the old guy." Then his partner pointed out the 'couple'. "Alright sherry, and ever one in between." She pointed at Techno and he slapped her hand down.
"Okay listen up, old guy, Creepy couple and annoying children you have all been brought here for messing with our plans." He looked at the couple. "And for being creepy." Peter but his hand up. "And you… I have to ask around but for right now you're here because… you're old."
"Classic." Sherry said. The man glared at her.
"He's a peterfile too." Techno said interrupting the staring I mean glaring contest.
"Don't you mean pedophile?" sherry asked.
"His name is peter so I call him Peterfile, cherry." Techno said making the man smile.
"I like this kid. By the way my name is…" he paused he was probably trying to think of something Techno could make fun of. Techno beat him to it.
"Oceanic Flare." Techno said.
Sherry looked confused. The man shrugged. "So now what we all call you oceanic flare just because some idiotic child made it up?" Peter asked.
"Kitten." Black corrected.
"Whatever." Peter replied.
"Let me finish explaining…"
Thirty minutes later.
"Wait, was he asleep the whole time?" oceanic flare asked.
We all turned the way he was pointing: the blond kid.
"Yeah…" Peter said.
Oceanic flare sighed. "Ay, kid wake up." he said. He turned to sherry. She walked over and punched him in the head.
"Ow!" That voice: it's familiar.
He lifts his head looks kinda like… nah he has black hair. Then again he looks just like him except for the hair. His eyes are still closed.
"Hey, Blondie time to get up." Sherry said crudely.
"I'm not a blon- The kid open his eyes and looks at his hair which was conveniently hanging in front of his face. He let of a little yelp. Sherry looked surprised.
The kid grabbed his hair. "What did you do to my hair?"
"Depends, what color was it before?" Oceanic flare asked now leaning on the wood.
"Black." I could see Black looking at him through the corner of his eye.
Oceanic flare, Techno, and shandelier all yawned at the same time and then they exchanged glances.
"Well we can look it up, what's your name kid?" Oceanic flare asked.
"Gold." No wonder he was familiar.
"Finally someone else with a normal name." Techno said to himself. Peter rolled his eyes.
"Okay, Gold we'll look it up later. For now we have to get you all to your 'room'." Sherry said. Gold nodded.
They walked over to the door and we all stood up and some of us stretched. I walked over to Gold.
"I'm not the only one with a weird hair color anymore." I said to Gold trying to cheer him up.
"Silver? How did you get caught?" Gold asked eyes widening.
"I was sneaking around, fell into a trap, ended up here." That's not actual how it happened put I didn't want him to know that.
We stopped talking and followed the grunts into the complex and they led us to our rooms.
"Two to each room." He looked at Techno and Black. "Two humans. No offense. "
"None taken."
"Okay, buddy up then." Sherry said obviously mad. Crystal and shandelier buddied up, peter and the man from the couple buddied up, and Techno, Black and N. were all in the same group so that left me with Gold.
"Alright you two." He pointed at me and Gold. "This is your room don't forget the number." Sherry pointed inside we walked in and she closed the door behind us. In the room there was two beds one dresser , a TV and a bathroom. Looks like they care about us. Still I couldn't help but wander what we were here for.
Sorry if you didn't get a clear picture of what Techno looks like. He has black fur over all his head and on his arms. He wears the red shirt and his pants, which are black, are often mistaken for more fur. His pants are also connected to shoes of the same color and fabric.
Ps: This is really old. Well, at least this chapter. My writing style back then kind of sucked… Well, it's been edited properly so it should be easier to read.