The Speed Police Detectives!
Act 0: The Start of Something!
Part A!
Honestly, if you guys want me to carry on this thing...then do it, no matter how much everything gets delayed!
Also, I heard from a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, but the next chapter of that one fanfiction that you know is Feburary 31 of...some year!
also, april fools-ish.
In an alternate universe, where there was rain most of the time and it was currently 10pm, there was four police officers that were just ready to do some investigating in an one off thing, as they could be both detectives and police officers at the same time.
The competency of the officers were definitely varied, as while Mike was just an ox that was watching all of the latest in crime and weird guys drumming vinyl records, Knuckles was just catching up on all of the leg days that he missed.
And strangely enough, Sonic and Amy were just not beating around the bush anymore, as they were just hanging out with each other in the police station.
Vector somehow managing to mess up his VR aim, as he was just trying to get the highest score in the VR game.
Overall, it was the best police force that somehow existed in Bygone City's Middle Road district, as there was a lot of good people, a lot of fine fellows and a lot of bad bitches.
Either way, these five that were hanging out in the break room-
''Finally, I got something interesting!'' Perci yelled, as she was just flipping a phone around.
-six were about to do something that didn't really matter that much, as they managed to get some kind of weird call from someone that was just looking for a little advice.
''Er, what do you do when you've break up with your best friend because he's got a bit of an ego and is way too proud?'' the caller asked, as his weakness was just coming through.
''Dave, are you serious about this friendship problem?'' Knuckles answered the call.
''Yeah...Charlie has been acting like a criminal dude and he's also way too proud that he didn't do!''
''Two issues that my partner and me can solve!'' Knuckles just dragged Mike into this amazing situation.
''Sure?'' Dave was just scared for these two to get into the situation.
Knuckles and Mike slammed down...air, as they managed to stop the call midway, as they were just really willing to help a guy out, no matter how much Sonic and Amy were just looking for some big cases.
''Are you guys serious about taking something so small?'' Sonic was just genuinely confused about the two of them taking the call. ''I mean, it's just a criminally lonely guy.''
''...You know, a lot of things can just start from being criminally lonely. I hope that they just don't get a lot worse.'' Amy really noted, as she was just struggling to not campaign her way through.
''Well, it's definitely not going to be an easy ride.'' Mike was just definitely done with his clip-searching. ''But at least we've got something to do!''
''And we need to do some calming down...so it ain't gonna be easy!'' Knuckles bumped fists with the tan ox.
''Looks like the buddies are back in the city, kicking ass slow and...probably towing some dudes!''
''We don't tow, we throw!''
Sonic and Amy were just struggling to compherend how these two were just working on their phrases, in a time of great friendship problems and other stuff that really mattered.
Mike was an not so hungry ox and Knuckles was just a red echidna who forgot about the leg day to solve this possible crime, as they were definitely driving pretty dangerously in some light rain and it was definitely 10:15pm, as the dashboard said it.
As the lights were going pretty green, they were just driving around the corner like there was no-one on the pavement, but there was people on the pavement and they were just a little scared.
Even if they were scared, the duo were very determined to make sure that the beaver's problem was going to be solved, as they were just struggling to park hard.
They litterally drifted into a spot and caused a car alarm to go off, as Dave was just genuinely confused.
The teal beaver with an hawaiian jumper and some great purple tracksuit bottoms was just finally with the two police guys, ready to solve our problems.
''Dave, what's your detailed situation and why are you wearing a hoodie?'' Mike asked.
''First of all, no-one cares about a hoodie and secondly, lemme explain, dude!'' Dave genuinely said.
Soon enough, Dave was just relaxing in the living room, as he was just ready to explain why he was just looking so concerned about his former friend, as his sweat, his uncomfortable eyes and the slightly raised eyebrows showed something.
''Come on, guys! I didn't even do anything this time!'' The teal beaver yelled.
''Geez, we're just here to solve friendship problems, chill out.'' Knuckles was a little bit serious.
''Oh, crud. Wow, this is going to be a kinda long one...''
Dave was ready to explain his story in the next part
It's to be continued in the next part, where the four keep on investigating why Dave is now best friends with Wayne and why Charlie did that thang?
...dunno!