A Party, A Fight, And A Really Short Game of Exploding Snap

Lovingly Beta-ed by I'M Orange Juice. Who is to have said to have beta-ed it before, but seriously…I take extension English, that many changes in tense and incorrect grammar. PFFFT! Lovingly though, I complain lovingly.

Disowner: Sarah: Harry Potter is mine, I thought it up and everything…*brags for what seems like days.

Voldermort: Wait…NO ITS NOT!!!

Sarah: I AM YOUR MASTER…BOW TO ME.

Voldermort: *Raises Wand Threateningly*

Sarah: *Raises Eyebrow Mockingly*

Voldermort: *Takes Step Forward*

Sarah: Ahhhhh *faints, Star struck*

Voldermort: THAT'S RIGHT…This belongs to Stephanie Meyer…wait…J.K Rowling…is that right? Oii Harry!

Hey I'm Joey Potter I'm 15, turning 16 soon, and I'm in my 5th year of Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry. I have a twin brother James Potter aka Prongs but only his friends the Marauders can call him that. I can call him Prongs because they are too CHICKEN (NOTE THE CAPITALS!!!) to hex me…maybe because of when we were in our second year…Let's just say Remus/Moony went blue for a week Peter/Wormtail had a pig noise for a week, Sirius/Padfoot lost his hair for a week and James fingers' were no longer attached to his body…for a week and he didn't even know they were gone for the first two days.

Anywho…it was 9:28 and James had gotten my dad to let us go to the hottest party of the…I don't know…YEAR beside my one, man my parties are AWESOME (NOT THE CAPITALS!!! AGAIN!!!). Well maybe James didn't want me to go because it was hosted by a HUGE HOTTIE, Thomas Sean, and maybe because he found out today that Thomas was my boyfriend…you know MAYBE. Well the thing was, James didn't know about the party, none of the Marauders knew about it, NOT EVEN REMUS (Capitals to emphasise the mind blowing unlikeliness of this ever happening). I had made the party a secret and do you even know how hard it had been?!?! Well to help you understand the situation….

~FLASH BACK TO 9:12~

Sirius, James and I were sitting in the games room, which was the attic in out 4 story house…not including the attic. IN the house we usually travelled by flu or by broom. Although it was mostly broom. Well, were playing exploding snap and I was the type of girl that could watch the scariest movie ever and was fine but when the cards blew up I would FREAK. OUT.

'I need to talk to mum.' I said, standing up and walking to my broom.

'About what?' Sirius asked.

'DUDE!!! You don't ask her that- it's going to be about…like you know.' James whispered the last part.

Sirius had a look on his face, confusion. It quickly swapped into realisation and then full blown terror.

'Oh jeez…' He whispered, mortified.

I got onto my broom and flew down to mums' office. When I was at the door I got off my broom and leaned it on the wall. I stood at the door mum was reading a book: "I Don't Love Her." by Vina Lottie.

It was about a mother with two children, a boy and a girl. The boy was ill and the mother took care of the boy and completely shut out the girl. And then years and years pass the mother gets sick and on her death bed she is with her son and her last words were I don't love her. I got that from reading only 4 pages in the whole book…I'd say it was a little…slow.

'Hey mum, can I go to a party tomorrow?' I said quickly, knowing she would say yes.

'Sure. But ask your father.' She said not even lifting her nose out of the book.

'Oh yeah, and there is going to be booze and drugs and…' I paused for dramatics. 'I'm going to shag 20 boys.' I told her, knowing she wouldn't have cared.

'That's lovely sweetheart.' She murmured, still absorbed in the stupid book.

Nodding, I was on my broom in a flash I flew across the hallway and stopped at the end of the hall.

I leaned my broom on the wall.

'Hey dad there's a party tomorrow. Can I go.' I said hopefully, bringing out the full doe eyes.

'Sure Hun.' he said.

As he picked up his wand which was and the desk, and started scribbling something. Not long after, James and Sirius were there.

'You called dad?' James said as he put his broom next to mine.

'Yeah, Mr P?' Sirius added.

'Well Joey told me about the party and I want to say that you all can go.' He said.

I flushed an angry red. NO, NO, NO, NONONONO, I thought, I had kept the party a secret for so long. So close until my victory. I really did hate my dad's open minded parenting sometimes.

'What party dad?' James said, still with that stupid grin on his face.

'DAD,' I cried. 'This is a RSVP party. They didn't know so they can't come.' I said hoping this would work.

'Oh Joey, don't worry I already knew, I guess I forgot to tell James.' Sirius said.

Lies! I glared at Sirius.

'NO YOU DIDN'T! Stop making things up, I checked the RSVP list and you didn't.' I snapped.

'Well I'll ask whoever is hosting the party.' Sirius said, damn he was a quick thinker…some of the time.

'Joey, why are you so upset that your Brother and Sirius are going to this party?' Dad said taking of his glasses and wiping them with his shirt, he seemed puzzled. STUPID MAN!

'Because it took me ALL of last semester making sure they didn't find out because MY boyfriend id hosting it and James doesn't know he's my boyfriend. And I'm not going to even bother hiding this from them now because well at the party they WILL find out.' I said angrily.

'HE'S YOUR WHAT?' James shouted at me.

Oh Crap.

'Joey just let them go with you. They'll do no harm.' Dad said. STUPID, CLUELESS, IDIOTIC MAN!

'FINE! But you guys HAVE to leave me alone at the party.' I hated this.

'HES YOUR WHAT!' James yelled.

'Okay Joey.' Sirius said.

'THIS BETTER BE YOUR FIRST.'

James was acting the way dad should of.

'I'll owl Thomas.' I said, rushing out of the room, when I reached the brooms I picked up mine then looked over to look at James, I had no idea why but the sudden urge started to rage inside of me. I kicked the broom.

THUD!!!

'JOEY!' James began.

I jumped on and flew as fast as the broom let me to my room.

Hahahahahaha WIN!

I grabbed a piece of parchment and began to write.

Tom,

My brother and Sirius found out about the party. Don't worry I'll still be able to go but the thing is, they have to come to. I hope it's okay. If I had a choice I wouldn't let them come 100 feet from your house. Sorry.

Lots and Lots and LOTS of love

Your girlfriend Joey.

p.s they know about us

I went over to my owl, she looked like she was about to go hunting.

'Girl I need you to give this to Thomas.' I said patting her on the head softly. I gave her a few owl treats and tied the letter around her leg. I sat back in my room tying my hair in a pony tail and going into my personal bathroom, I washed my face.

Seconds later Hope my owl flew into my room it was a letter from Thomas.

JoJo,

Of course I don't mind if they come I can't wait to see you

Joey I hope you have the Sweetest of Sweet Dreams

I promise to forever Love You

Tom

p.s at least we won't have to hide it from them.

Oh he so sweet I loved him I really did.

I'd never had a boyfriend (that James knew about) for more than 1 week.

James ALWAYS scared them off.

I hoped he saw how much I cared about Tom.

~10:54pm~

And I thought I should go to bed so I climbed into my warm bed and wrapped the covers around me.

I felt safe, protected… loved.

I slowly drift off to sleep.

No James to bother me, nor Sirius.

It was just me,

Just me,

I closed my eyes,

And

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Name: Joey Marie Potter

Favorite shop: Borgin and Bunks

Favorite type of candy: Droobles

Favorite book: All Hope Lost (wizard book)

Biggest secret: Find Out Next Chapter

Yeah!!! A cliffy how you like that all those people that leave cliffy ha, ha?

Sorry I went a little crazy there but hope you like it

Tell me what you think PLEASE

XOXO Gossip Girl

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Now the mystery MY NAME…

Sarah Yeah with a H baby with a H

Sorry I ate a little too much sugar

SUGAR

Love YOOH

Not in a creepy way

Great now you think I'm a creepy 80 year old man

I'm NOT, pinky promise?

Just Review please..

THE END … Of the chapter

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