WILL THE REAL DUO MAXWELL PLEASE SHUT UP?

Heero: I can't belive this
Aisha: belive it.. ;)
Duo: Can I be the real Slim Shady!!
Aisha: No, Heero is going to be Eminem this time...
Heero: Hn... no way. You are kidding me...
Aisha: you can kick Duo's ass...
Heero: can I???????? :)
Aisha: of course dear ;)
Heero: okayyyyyyyy, as you said madam
Duo: T_T whyyyyyyyyy???

"Will The Real Duo Maxwell Please Shut Up?"

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up?
I repeat, will the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a gundam pilot before.
His fights are so bore, punk kid trying to be hard core ( Duo: you are going to hell with me!)
The fucking priest is back worse than before.(Duo: Heero is so antisocial!!)
Making us snore, whining in the gundam cockpit ( Quatre crying)

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're the god of death.
You didn't train to be a pilot, did you?
And I [laugh] did everything you idiot, without Quatre's defense you're as good as dead.

The world's had enough of the god of dead (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.(Hilde kissing Trowa)
Look at him, walking around living off Quatre's money, acting so cool, but he's really kinda stupid though.

Little bastard try to destroy me and my gundam
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who is the best, was Relena Darlian or was it's Zechs?
I'm sorry Duo, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.

Your fight is on my nerves, your voice is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fans than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become a gundam pilot and never know what fighting is.

Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're the gundam version of Pikachu on "Pokemon" (Pika... pika chuuuuuuu)
You aint nothin but a piece of meat, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of. ( Wufei: Cut the damn braid !!!)

So you talk about dead people and the god of dead
And some day you'll stop dating dead people and date breathing guys. ( Zombie: Hey yo!)
And there's a million man just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Duo Maxwell is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!

You're shinigami, yes you're shinigami
You sound like Britney Spears, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?

You're Shinigami, yes you're shinigami
You look like Ranma Saotome , you get quite irritating... (Ranma: hey wasssupppp!)
So won't Duo Maxwell please shut up, please shut up, please shut up

Duo: you are so rude with me Heero
Heero: it was just a song you know, it was the fault of the fucker Aisha girl !!!
Aisha: hey yo! I like Duo, he is sooo cool...
Duo: But you write the fucking song... T_T
Aisha: Christina Aguilera was... I changed a few things...
Duo: you are evil anyway...
Heero: well Duo, it was just an innocent joke
Duo: okay, so... give me a hug, a big bear hug!!!
Heero: No way... the only thing i'm gonna do is kick you ass...
Duo: Nobody likes the good and cute god of dead...!!!!

THE END
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Sorry about my english, i'm from Argentina so I speak spanish.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aisha