It's always fun to make fun of and annoy anyone! So why not annoy the cast of Death Note?
Mikari: Sounds fun!
Me: Believe me, it will be fun…
Mikari: So who's first?
Me: B.B.!
Enjoy :)
How to annoy the Hell out of Beyond Birthday
1). Scream his name randomly out in public.
2). Tell him if he eats to much jam, he'll explode.
3). Run around him with sharp objects. When he asks what you are doing say you're trying to be like him.
4). Repeatedly poke him.
5). Constantly sing the "Funny Farm song."
6). Randomly talk to his stomach.
7). If he tells you that he's going to kill you, keep asking "And then?"
8). Smear jam over yourself, and find a knife.
9). After you do the steps in #9, sneak up on B and scream "My twin!"
10). When he enters a room put on Psycho*
11). Call him Pedobear.
12). Tell him you know his secret.
13). Ask to borrow his eyeliner.
14). Tell him that jam has been discontinued.
15). Put pictures of BxL in his room.
16). 'Accidently' step on his stomach.
17). Tell him he looks like a rabid panda.
18). Proceed to call him Panda-Chan.
19). Ask him if he kicks puppies.
20). Dare him to inhale helium and do an evil laugh.
21). Stab him with a crayon and say that you are a more badass killer than him.
22). Call him gay because he reads Akazukin Chacha.
23). Hide his knives to see if he will have a panic attack.
24). Randomly say "You know…Naomi Misora has a boyfriend."
25). Repeat all of the previous numbers.
I don't hate B.B. or anything, it's just fun do these things. By the way, when I say Psycho* I mean the System of Down one.
Beyond: You! I will get you one day!
Me: And?
Mikari: Be nice, B!
Me: Reviews are loved!