Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Dora or Paris, France otherwise I wouldn't be thinking "Well crap, where's my fat Spanish girl and my army of wizards in France?"
a/n Okay so this is based off a dream I had. It's really retarded. Not all of this happened in the dream I just thought that I should add more for a little extra flare.
Alright here we go.
DORA'S GONE EVIL!
One sunny day in Paris, France Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione's boyfriend Draco Malfoy (a/n I just love writing fics I can do what I want :D) and Blaise Zabini were standing on a bridge with a river underneath it.(a/n I don't know if there is a river with a bridge above it in Paris but who cares it's my dream :p)
They were all standing peacefully watching the river when Dora came onto the bridge dresses in a ninja costume waving a machete around. "Why the crap are you standing on my bridge fools?" And then she started pelting them with ducks.
Draco pulled Hermione onto his back and shouted "I'll save you my love!"
"Every man for himself!" Blaise yelled
"Not for me I got my man to save me!"
"All you suckers will DIE!"
Dora kept throwing ducks at everyone and one by one (not counting Draco and Hermione) they fell off the bridge.
Harry then concocted an evil plan in his head
"Everyone get some fish and throw them at Dora!"
So everyone but Hermione got a pile of fish and threw them at Dora
Hours went by while there was an epic battle between the wizards and the Spanish. During this time Boots and the rest of the Dora gang showed up and Dumbledores Army came. So as you can see it was pretty uneven fight but Dora was pretty viscous and was winning.
"How is she winning there's more of us then her?"
Then Voldemort apparated to the battle and joined Dora's side and started pwning Harry with ducks.
Snape and Dumbledore heard about the fight and came there to stop it but they found it far to interesting and conjured up popcorn and some drinks and watched the show.
After 5 hours of pure bliss for Snape and Dumbledore and pure agony for the wizards Snape decided he couldn't let them die so he walked into the fight and smacked Harry upright the head
"OOOOWWWW! What was that for?"
"You're an idiot YOU HAVE A WAND!
Harry's mouth made an "o" shape and took out his wand and killed Dora and the rest of her side.
"Finally that's over!" Ron yelled.
"Yeah now me and Draco were meaning to tell you. WERE GETTING MARRIED!" Hermione shrieked.
Then she and Draco had one of those romantic moments.
"Well how 'bout we head back to the 'ole school" Dumbledore said.
"K" Everyone said.
Then Harry woke up.
a/n And that my dear friends is where my story ends. Dora didn't really have a machete but she looked like a ninja and did pelt ducks at me as it was just me in the dream and not the Harry Potter gang. Voldemort, Snape and Dumbldore didn't come into the dream nor did the Dora gang come. Just me and Dora in the battle of ducks and fish. So yeah I made up some of it but it was really a dream I had. Now why don't you review and tell me what you think. :D