My name is Leopold Stotch, And I am a vampire slayer….It wasn't always this way though. There was a time when I was normal…But That Sadly did not last….. I bet your Wondering what I mean…I guess I could Recall The tale of How it Use to be….But I am Afraid This is an incredibly Sad, Morbid Tale…That is not for the faint hearted….
"Hey Butters!" A familiar voice called my Name, I Turned Around, A very familiar figure in an orange parka Approached me. "H-Hiya Kenny!" I Stammered, My Face had been turning bright Red at the sight of my Best Friend, and secret crush. "Listen Butters, I was wondering if You'd like to Hang out later…Ya know Just you and me?" He asked anxiously, His thin lips curved in a nervous smile. "I-I'd love to!" I said excitedly, He let out a sigh of Relief."I'll see you later then? Bye Butters." He Said, His smile never leaving his face."B-bye Ken!" I Shouted, waving.
"Butters!"My mother called for me, I quickly went back home and Set my Jacket down. "Hey mom! Hi Dad !" I said cheerfully, I stopped in my Tracks. Mom looked like she had been crying, and Dad looked upset."W-what's wrong?" I asked concerned." Butters..You come from a long generation of vampire slayers…You are one of many children in your generation….That Must be come Slayers." He whispered, his tone extremely serious…."W-what? T-this isn't funny!" I exclaimed, shocked."Butters, We aren't Playing, this is true!" My mother insisted. But I didn't listen…I grabbed my jacket, and walked out the door, huffing angrily. I Began walking towards Kenny's house. I saw Bebe Walking in the opposite direction, Her red eyes glaring angrily at me and she hissed.
Wait a second…
Red eyes?
Hissed?
I ran as fast as could, and didn't stop until I reached Kenny's house. I stopped at the door knocked desperately…No one answered. So I grabbed the door knob, and opened the door….It was silent. Dead silent….Something kept telling me to go back…. To go home….I opened the door to Kenny's room…
Kenny was sprawled across his bed… His parka a mess of shredded cloth on the floor..I silently walked towards him…..He was covered in blood…Mostly around his neck, His once beautiful Pale blue eyes were Wide open in shock…Though they were blank. A small trail of blood streamed from the corner of his mouth….His neck was practically torn open.. I could see the veins and everything…If only I had come sooner….."Kenny? Ken?"I shook him gently, There was No use though….He was dead…And couldn't save him… My parents weren't lying…Vampires are real….
And Bebe was one of them.
And she killed Kenny…
For good this time..
"I'm going to that bitch!" I cursed aloud, Grabbing the blood stained sheets, and covering Kenny's Bloodied corpse, Warm tears Running down my pale cheeks."Good bye Kenny…I never got to tell you this, But, I-I love you…." I whispered ever so softy. I Walked out of the room, The house…Without a single glance back… I continued to walk until I got home….I opened the Door and call out "Mom! Dad!" and my parents were still sitting down stairs, "Mom! Dad! I believe you!" I told them, They smiled sadly and Dad handed me a Wooded stick with an Extremely Sharp sliver tip….A stake… "Go Kill that vampire, son." Dad said. I got my old book bag and stuffed the stake in there, and walked out the door. I was going to hunt Bebe down…
And kill her For good…
I walked around town…and finally caught her making out with Craig Tucker In a dark alley, No doubt he'll be her next victim…
"Excuse me ,Bebe! I'd like to talk to you for just a second!" I chirped, trying to sound as innocent as possible..Craig of course Flipped me off, But bebe did break off the kiss and sent Craig away. "What can I do for you butters?"She said, batting her eye lashes, Trying to flirt with me…
"I know what you are."I replied simply.
"What are you talking about! I'm not a vampire!"She cried indignantly, Rolling her eyes. "I never said you were a vampire…"I trailed off smirking, And reaching for my bag. She let a screech of anger and flew towards me, But I was faster. As she ran towards me I pulled out the stake and stabbed her directly in her heart, Blood sprayed everywhere….Including on me, I pulled the stake out of her chest and put back in my bag, When I heard a cry of shock, I Turned around…It was Craig! "You Killed her!"He shrieked and ran for help. I grasped this chance and ran as fast as could, Until I made it home. My parents looked up "How'd it go?"They asked. "Bad…Someone saw me…" I panted. My mom took me up to my room, and Got blood stained clothes and hide them, While I washed the blood off myself. Soon after I got out the police came and questioned me. That night My dad woke me up and helped me pack, And drove me to a special place where They taught vampire slayers… I haven't seen any one since that night.
"Hey butters!" My head Immediately Jerked up, To see my partner Craig, It turned out he Also was destined to become a slayer, I originally worked in a team, But One of my Teammates Kyle, Went missing and we haven't seen him since, And Tweek, Due Injured his hand and had to retire.
"You'll Never believe where our mission is…"Craig trailed off. "Where?" I asked, Vampires had take over the world and missions were to stop try to stop them, To save the surviving group of humans , From extinction, In this post apocalyptic world..Our sole mission.
"South park, Apparently the Vampire problem started there..and one of our bases got taken over, and if want to defeat them we're going to have go there." He mumbled, angrily.
"When do we leave?" I asked excitedly.
"Tonight."
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