Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto. But I do own Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh. Kishimoto can swap any time he wants!

A/N:As a heads up guys… I. Hate. Mary-Sues. This is NOT meant to be serious but it is also NOT meant to offend anyone. I think that almost everyone has made a Mary-Sue and/or self insert character at some point. Hell knows I have! This is dedicated to all those who want to rip out the spleens of Mary-Sues and shove them down their perfect little throats.

So enjoy the chronicles of Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh! It's gonna be a blast…

Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh was your average teen ninja. She was of royal lineage and became the ruler of her country at the age of six because her parent had died in a tragic car accident involving a large lorry of ketchup.

She was distantly related to both the Hyuuga and Uchiha clans, thus possessed both the 'Byakugan' and 'Sharingan' eye-techniques. Luckily at the age of seven she had been so severely bullied at the private school she attended she had come up with a completely new jutsu that covered up the eye techniques, so instead her eyes appeared as the most stunning colour of purple you had ever seen. Her hair was golden blonde and cut in a short and punky style with red streaks (Even though, of course this was frowned upon as she was a Princess, but she could over rule anyone who spoke on against her look, since she was royalty after all.)

Okay, maybe she wasn't your average teen ninja.

You could often find her moping around her palace since she never had anything better to do with her time, obviously, complaining about her angst ridden past and how she had no friends. The servants of the palace would often try to console her the best they could but secretly they all thought she was a snotty-faced cow who needed a reality check.

At the Akatsuki Lair…

"Right guys… and girl, we've had a tip-off that there is some girl or other that we need to capture." All the members of the Akatsuki sat around the Very Important Meeting table, many of them sporting confused and slightly annoyed faces. Okay, so only Sasori had a slightly annoyed expression, but whose counting?

"Of what good will she be to us?" The Puppet Master asked, not quite understanding the meaning of this meeting.

"Hell if I know, but if we pull this off the contact will pay us. A lot."

"I accept." A gruff voice stated.

"You don't even know who the target is, Kakuzu."

"When money is involved, it doesn't matter." Kakuzu replied nonchalantly, earning him a dig in the ribs from Hidan.

"Bastard money whore…"

"Okay… So it'll be Kakuzu and Hidan. Oh and to shake things up, Deidara and Sasori can go too."

Sasori head shot up from where he'd been previously snoozing again the table.

"What?! ' The hell do we have to go?"

"I'm bored and require entertainment from my minions. Also it's a form of punishment for snoozing during my meeting." Pein countered with a shrug.

"I am the great Akasuna No Sasori. I do not snooze."

A small noise was heard next to him. Everyone turned to see Deidara trying to stifle his giggles but failing miserably.

"Actually Danna, you do snooze." The blonde grinned. "You were also snoozing before when Leader was telling us about the state of the kitchen and that Konan is not 'the hired help', un!"

If he had been anyone else, Sasori's death glare might have actually shut Deidara up, but he wasn't anyone else. He was the puppets partner in crime had had grown immune to the threats and piercing stares.

"And remember the meeting a few weeks ago about not feeding Tobi products with high sugar contents, un?"

"No, I don't…" Sasori could see where this was going.

"That's because you were asleep, un!"

Sasori was about to retaliate but before the two could continue with their bickering and mindless drivel, Pein interrupted them.

"Whether or not Sasori snoozes is of no use to us as the Akatsuki and will not assist in completing the mission." He scanned over the table with his ringed eyes and nodded. Why he nodded was a mystery to the rest of the group but who were they to question the Leader's actions?

"So it's settled? Team Androgynous and the Zombie Twins are to go and capture this girl. Right, you have a week to complete this mission. Go, go Gay-Machine!" And with that passionate cry, the Leader of the Akatsuki disappeared into a poof of smoke.

"Sometimes I seriously worry about that guy…" Kakuzu stated after a moment of silence. A resounding murmur of agreement hummed through the room.

"Hey, at least you're not his partner." Konan groaned, cradling her head in her hands.

Back with the brat- I mean Princess…

"Oh my God!" Yuki cried out in absolute indignation, "I so can't believe you just said that!"

A poor lowly servant who didn't get paid enough for what he had to go through was in the middle of delivering a message to the Princess when she interrupted him. Loudly.

"I don't know what you're talking about! I so do not spend too much money on overly provocative clothes and ninja outfits that have no protective qualities!" She pointed at the fishnet 'arm-warmers' she was wearing (although how fishnet was warm, the servant would never know) and screeched, "These are the highest quality arm-warmers available! I so can't see how that is a waste of money!"

Her voice was so high by how it was deafening dogs and awaking the sleeping bats in the trees around her huge, massive, totally enormous house. Which was surrounded by a forest, conveniently located on top of a mountain yet only a five minutes walk from her private beach. Ain't that logical!

"This isn't fair!" She cried. "Nothing has gone right for me since my parents died! How could they leave me alone in such a cruel and uncaring world?!" She ran to her bedroom wailing something about leaving the palace forever and finding her true destiny in life, away from societies influence. Of course, whilst packing she didn't forget to take her MP3 player, filled with the most popular music, a fashion magazine and that volume of manga that her best friend told her was all about "OhMahGawd, ka-why-ee nekos, desu!". This showed her independance and stuff. Or something like that.

The servant merely rolled his eyes. She'd be back in a few days, once her credit card (which totally exist in 'Naruto') max'ed out.

A/N: Oh Mah Gawd, like don't you totally love my OC! She so unique and soooooo not a Mary-Sue! And I'm not going to beg for reviews but it would be really nice if you could stroke my already totally inflated ego and tell me how good my Mary-Su-, I mean OC is!