Chapter 1
Its all fun and games….
Edward: Hey honey, all the sadistic vampires wishing for your death are dead and we're engaged, do you want to get something to eat?
Emmet: Wrong number, and I'm not your honey! EW!!
Bella: hey, emmet just forwarded that, and yeah. where were you thinking?
Edward: How about the woods?
Bella: So not funny.
Edward: ok how about the cute little dinner in Port Angeles. I believe it's called The fishing hole?
Bella: Ew! That dump? No. How about the restaurant where we first met?
Edward: fine. That sounds good. How come you want to go there?
Bella: the ravioli was good.
Edward: Ok, so what do you want to do until then?
Bella: ummm, how about we go to the meadow? Meet you there in about an hour?
Edward: Ok. You know I think I might need to hunt tomorrow.
Bella: Ok, well I'll see you in an hour.
Two days later.
Edward: Hey honey, we need you to come down to our house. You remember how to get down here right?
Bella: Ya. What's wrong?
Edward: Well, Alice and Emmet had a cook-off and they want to find out the winner but none of us will try the food.
Bella: oh, ok, be there in about a half- hour
45 minutes later
Alice: Oh come on Bella, you know we were just playing with you
Alice: Now you're really going to hurt my feelings, just don't cancel the wedding ok?
Alice: I'll talk to you soon then. Love you Bella! You know we were just playing with you.
Bella: Edward Mason Cullen, how could you let them play such a horrible prank on me? What have you got to say for yourself?
Edward: You should have seen your face though-chuckle-
Bella: Oh, Ok. I get it. It wasn't bad enough that I had to put up with their horrible cooking, but you guys decided to put food coloring in it to look like blood and freak me out. Yeah, so mature. I'm never eating their cooking again. Ever.