Hey guyses!!!!! This is ma second story; ma first was twas fates dart under Johnny the homicidal maniac. Btw it's rated M so you'll have to look for it.

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Zim stared at his strange companion, Gir, he was watching the angry monkey show… again

The TV suddenly went off and Gir started screaming.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"Gir stop screaming! You're going to disturb the humans! Gir!!!" Gir stopped screaming and looked at his master.

"Master can I make some pancakes?"

"No Gir you may not make those disgusting flour patties the earth monkey's call pancakes."

"But WHY!!!" Gir yelled, he ran to the toilet and flushed himself down.

"Gir!! Your not supposed to go into the equipment room without me remember? Gir!!!"

The alien ran to the toilet and flushed himself. He ran to the giant monitor where Gir was sitting. The little robot was on the verge of tear when he started yelling again.

"Why are you so mean to me master?! Why can't I do stuff I want to do!! I wanna make waffles!!!" Gir started crying then.

"I thought you wanted to make pancakes."

"I changed my mind!!!!" The tears rained down on the ground next to the sobbing SIR.

Zim felt funny like he felt… guilty… no the almighty Zim does not feel guilt for others! Yet Zim still couldn't get the little bot to stop crying so he took drastic measures.

"Gir..." He hesitated. " if you stop crying… I'll… *sigh* I'll take you to get some tacos…"

Gir stopped crying immediately and ran to him master and nearly crushed him with a hug.

"OH THANK YOU MASTER!!!" Gir exclaimed running back up to the house and zipping up him dog costume. Zim who had just gotten back from school was still in his disguise.

They walked to the crazy taco place and stopped at the door.

"Now Gir, you must be on you best beha.."

"TACOS!!!!!!!!" Gir screamed cutting Zim off. The Irken was dragged by the small insane robot, into the restaurant.

"I would… like to purchase… some of your… tacos…" Zim said, trying to hold Gir down at the same time.

"Yyyyyaaaayyyy!!!" Gir screamed as they left the taco restaurant. It was taking all of Zim's will power not to strangle the green dog.

"Are you good now?" Zim asked. Gir replied with a nod.

"All right lets go home…"

"A WANNA SEE A MOVIE!!!!" Gir squealed.

Zim groaned, "Gir…" He couldn't finish because Gir was about to cry again.

Zim sighed, how bad could it be? "Fine one movie then we are going home."

Gir squealed with happiness and again dragged Zim to their new destination.

They arrived at the theater and Gir picked a movie. "I wanna see that one!!!" He yelled pointing at the rated R horror film about killer pigs.

Zim paused for a moment, he would be screaming the entire show yelling NO PIGGY DON"T DO IT!!! Zim sighed then spoke. "Gir I don't think you would like to see that and I don't think I could stomach it… How about this one?" He pointed to the rated pg 13 horror film, about a ghost that apparently could kill people.

They sat down just as the movie was starting. Gir was quiet until the ghost possessed a girl and started chasing the others. Of course Gir started screaming at the top of him mechanical lungs. The theater manager kicked the two out of the movie and Zim took Gir home.

"I'm gonna make some cupcakes!!!!" Gir yelled as he ran into the kitchen.

Zim collapsed on the couch and fell asleep seconds before him face hit the cushion. He woke to Gir singing the doom song sitting on the couch next to him.

"Gir, what time is it?" He asked as he got up form the couch.

"I don't know!" He yelled happily. As a cupcake fell out of him robot head.

"I missed you cupcake!" He yelled as he munched on the treat.

Zim sat back down on the couch. Gotta love that little guy…

THE END!! AWESOME RIGHT? REVIEW PLZ!!!!!!