I was sitting in the middle seat of the car, with my right foot woman, Ariana, on my right, and my left foot woman, Katie, on my left. We were on our way to Barnes and Noble!

"So…," I say, " Someone was selling this amazingly awesome 1953 Chevrolet. And"

"Jackie," Ariana interrupted, "You don't say the t in Chevrolet."

"Why not?" I ask. " The t is there to be said"

"Chevrolet is French. You don't say the t." Katie says.

"That's not a good answer. There is a t in thought, and you say the t there. Plus, that's like not saying the k in knock." I answered back.

"You don't say the k in knock either." Ariana snaps back.

"You guys are LETTERIST!!" I yell back.

"Calm down Jackie." Ariana says, " What were you saying about the truck?"

"Oh, any who…, I'm going to paint it bright blue, and put flowers on it."

"Bella's truck is red not blue, and it doesn't have flowers on it." Ariana states

"I'm not Bella, if I painted it red, people would think I'm a twilight addict. Plus I like blue and flowers."

"You are a twilight addict. That's why you went to TA, Twilighters Anonymous. " Katie says.

"HEY!" Ariana says, " Don't forget about me. I was there too. Along with Jessie and Val. But please, continue about your truck."

"And I'm gonna get a vanity plate that says I LUV JSPR. Cause I heart Jasper Hale!!"

" You can have Jasper." Katie says. " Cause Emmett is my irritable grizzly."

Ariana says, " Ewww, you guys can have them. I want the dream boat, Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!"

"Ariana," I say, " What about Bella? She is Edwards one true love, the one he has waited for, for over 100 years. And they are kinda engaged, and getting married."

Ariana says, " No, Bella falls back in love with Jacob, and Jacob imprints on her, and they live happily ever after, and have werewolf babies. Then me and Edward get married. And we go on out honeymoon and… you know… what people do on their honeymoons. They…"

"PLAY CHESS!" Katie screams out.

"Exactly," Ariana says, " and I've been practicing all week. Knight to E4! But you know Edward isn't married, but Emmett and Jasper are. They've both played chess with their wives a bunch of times. I hear Emmett is quite good."

"Oh, Alice sees the moment Jasper lays eyes on me that we'd be happier then he and Alice ever were, and would be. S0o0o they get a divorced. But still remain good friends." I say.

"Yup, same thing here. Except Emmett loves both me and Rosalie the same. So Rosalie and I fight to the finish and I win. Ha Ha Ha!"

"That makes a lot of sense." says Ariana.

" Oh, Oh!! I have an idea!" Excaims Katie. " We should go to forks to win our men!"

" OME!! How come I didn't think of that before!! Let's go next week! Ariana ask your mom when you get home, and we'll ask mine." I say.

" I don't know," Ariana says. " I think I'm in trouble again."

"What for this time?" I ask.

" The lady at the nail salon didn't give my mom a back massage, again, and I'm grounded."

" Well then get ungrounded." says Katie, " any how it doesn't hurt to ask."

So we all put out hands in the middle of our little circle, and were about to scream, "YAY FORKS!!" When we realize Katie is supposed to be driving. So she swerves from driving on the English side of the road, to the side us Americans drive on. After we get over the scare, we pull into the Barnes and Noble parking lot, and meet Valerie by the door.

A/N: this is my first time writing a fan-fic, suggestions, comments, concerns, and ideas R welcome!!