Disclaimer: Nope, not Tolkien, in this story I'm something better - I am God (no offence) and therefore I own nothing but control all.

AN: I know my English isn't the best and neither is my memory of the book canon (which I have read), so if you find any mistakes, please tell me and I'll fix them as fast as I can.

Prologue and a Few Negotiations

Author (Rachel) POV:

Before I start the story, let me tell you a few things about myself; I have blue eyes and black hair, I'm very tall (more than 170 cm) and, sadly, have very big feet and glasses. I'm 16, and I like to read and write (obviously…). Oh! And my name is Rachel Cohen.

It all started last year, after I got accepted to "The Writers' Boarding School for Writing Fanfiction" (WBSWF), naturally I was very excited to be learning at such a good school for writing with such a reputation (and away from home also!).

The school has students from 10th to 12th grade (which is the age of high school if you live in the right place), the 11th and 12th graders know what Mary-Sues are, some of the 10th graders also, but I didn't and that was my first mistake.

Two of the most liked classes were 'How to Manage Your Plot', there we learned about plot holes and their danger, and 'Spelling and Grammar' in which we learned how to… do I really need to elaborate? However, the favorite class was with no doubt 'OC how to?' in this class we read a lot, wrote a lot and the best part – we had lots of field trips. After the first semester all knew what are Mary-Sues, and most understood their power and feared them, but I didn't and that was my second mistake.

When the second semester started, we were all very excited to learn that we were going to have another field trip, to the M.S. Factory. Of course, we had an entire lesson which prepared us to it, the dangers, what to avoid, and basically how to visit a Mary-Sue factory and come out with everything intact (relatively), I fell asleep in that lesson and that was my third mistake.

They say third time a charm… But that wasn't the last mistake neither it was the worst.

We went into the factory, it was pink and glittery and Justin Bieber's music played in the background, all together, the effect was quite terrible. We saw no one until we got to the main room, where the Sue-queen dwelled. Have you ever seen the inside of an ant hive? It was the same, Mary Sues guarding, working all the while singing beautifully and looking drop-dead gorgeous. The Gary Stus lounged around the Sue-queen and served her while she made more of those Satan's spawns, the newborns came out as grown-ups and looking just as perfect as the rest of them. Every once in a while a newborn Sue or Stu replaced a working one, the replaced Sue (or Stu) want with the other newborns to be sold to their new masters – the Suethors.

After we watched how they were made we want to the shopping square, the Suethors were miserable creatures at their best and at their worst they were rabid fangirls. I looked at the shops, they were sorted to canons and to genres; in the Harry Potter section you could find vampires, 5th Marauderettes, twins of Harry and more… In the Twilight section you could find, umm, well Bella Swan. I went to the LotR section, long ago I've decided that if I had to be a nerd then at least I'll belong to the best genre of nerds, Middle Earth ones!

I was horrified, it was the most terrible thing I have ever witnessed. Mary-Sues everywhere, their long, waist length shimmering as a waterfall, beautiful as dawn (or night) hair that changed color every few seconds, their clear, deep, piercing beautiful eyes shimmering in the light. Every kind of a LotR Mary-Sue you've ever encountered and mourned it was there and no sign of canon. I was about to get away from this section, but then I saw another Mary-Sue, different from the others, sitting quietly and sadly in the corner alone, she didn't look like she was capable of causing the end of the world, and, you know… What if Mary Sues didn't want to be Mary-Sues? Did they even have any choice? I felt for her, and that was my fourth mistake.

Coming to talk to her and sitting next to her – fifth.

Making the deal – sixth.

But I'm going ahead of the story… 'How to Manage Your Plot' teacher won't approve.

Anyway, I sat next to her:" Is everything alright?" I asked her

She shook her head, "What's wrong?"

"I have been in the shop for so long and no one wants me! All the others went into stories and found true love, all, except me!" She cried melodically, still managing to look extraordinary beautiful.

What can I say, I felt sorry for her and wanted to help, which would explain what I said next,

"If you want, I can write a story for you…"

"Really?" She said with a Hopeful glance, with tears glimmering in her eyes.

Now I realized my mistake, "Umm, yes but there are a few terms and conditions, you know, I can't be Suethor…"

"I'll do everything! I just want my very own story!" I noticed her blue eyes and blue hair, wait what? Wasn't she a blond with green eyes when our conversation started?

After a few minutes I learned a few things about this M. Sue I just met, her name is Luthian Bellaran Laura Melody Hunter (but you can call her Mel), she is my age (yay.), she can do anything she wants and her favorite look is having purple hair and yellow catlike eyes, which was no deal. In the end after long time of negotiations we settled all the details and Made Mel less of a Mary-Sue. I didn't know how strong Mary-Sue power is and that was my seventh mistake.

Well, some people say seven is a magical number, and magic is good, right?

First fic, please review! *puppy eyes* (no one can stand the power of the puppy eyes!)