Just a goofy idea I came up with at work
"Where are you going," Alfie asked his roommate Jerome as he flopped backwards onto his bed.
"I have a date," Jerome smirked running a hand through his hair for the billionth time.
"With who?"
"Patricia."
"You're going out with militia Patricia?"
"Yeah why?"
"I don't know. I figured you'd want to lay off girls for a bit seeing as you were dumped by two of them like two days ago. Also the fact you spent half of last term trying to get her to go out with Eddie."
"It's all part of the plan my friend."
"What plan?"
"You'll just need to wait and see."
"It's just you don't find it weird that Patricia asked you out. I mean before Nina showed up, maybe, but now? It just doesn't make sense," Alfie questioned sitting up.
"She has her reason's Alfie," Jerome murmured. He had figured it out almost right away, she had only asked him out to make Eddie jealous. He didn't really know why he had still agreed after figured it out, he had his own mess of a love life to fix.
"You know if Amber was here she'd take away your peddie captain privileges."
"And by the end of the week I would've earned them back."
"And how do you think that?"
"I know she's using me to make him jealous."
"Oh."
"I'm not naive Alfie."
"Then why did you agree to do it?"
"Honestly Alfie, I don't know."
I don't know what I did to this... I'm bleh... This wasn't meant to really be serious... I just idk...
