CG: Another new fic! Cool!
Sony: Yep! Just make it quick! I have a date in 5 minutes!
CG: OK!
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chapter 1: Let The Torture Begin!
Kaiba was panicking. He had been so mean to his latest maids, they had quit after one hour! Which meant he had no one else to clean his house. A.K.A. torture. He called all of the maids in the phone books, and none of them would work for him, no matter what he offered to pay them. Apparently he had developed a bad reputation. Seto was really freaking out now! He had to find someone! He didn't know anything about cleaning!
Then he remembered something. Isis Ishtar was looking for another job! He called as soon as he found her number. She had asked him out on a date a long time ago, and gave him her number. He just laughed and turned her down, but kept her number just incase he needed someone to let off a little steam on. She answered the phone, and he just said, "You're hired! I'll send a limo for you!" He then hung up. There was no way she would refuse to come to see what the job was about. Later.. Well, he'd worry about that then!
Seto paced around anxious for Isis to come. He was getting hungry! She finally arrived after what felt like hours, but was actually only minutes. "What did you call me for?" Isis asked annoyed. "I need a new maid, and your it! I need you to start immediately! Here's your uniform!" Seto shoved a French maid's outfit, into Isis's hands. Isis just looked at it, and shoved it back. "I never accepted the job!" Seto shoved the outfit back at Isis. "Too bad!" Isis shoved it back once again. "Yeah! For you!" Isis turned to leave. "Wait! I'll pay you $30 dollars an hour!" Isis stopped. She did need the money…. "All right." Seto smirked. He always got what he wanted! "Good! Now go get dressed!" He shoved the outfit at Isis once again. "I'm not wearing that." Isis shoved the outfit back to Seto. "YES! You are!" He shoved the outfit back at Isis. "No, I'm not!" Isis shoved it back. "And why not!?!" Seto growled while shoving the outfit back. "Because…it's got a tear!" Isis then ripped the outfit to shreds, with a smile. Seto starred shocked. "Fine then! If you can't wear the uniform, your fired!" Seto smirked. He'd have his way one way or another! Besides! Isis would look good in that outfit. Isis just shrugged, and said, "Bye." She then turned and walked out the door.
Seto was surprised. That's not what she was supposed to say!?! He raced out the door after her, and grabbed her arm. "Fine then! Wear whatever you want to! But you start now!" Isis just said, "Nope." "What do you mean 'Nope!" "I mean I'm not starting right now! I have plans for tonight!" Seto wanted to scream. Why was she so frustrating!?! "Fine! But you start tomorrow! And you'll have to start living here, so bring your stuff with you!" Isis just laughed. "You really want me to put up with YOU 24/7!?! Not a chance!" Seto took a VERY deep breath! "FINE! You can have the weekends off, and only have to live here on week-nights! Satisfied?" "Yep!" Isis said. "See you tomorrow!" Isis began to walk away. Seto wanted to ring her neck! He couldn't believe how many times he had to give in to her in the last five minutes! UN-BE-LIEVE-A-BLE! Oh, well. She'd pay when she began working for him tomorrow! She didn't have a clue what she was in for!
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Next day…
Isis drove her car up to the gate at Kaiba's mansion. A voice came over the intercom. It was Seto's. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Isis smiled. Seto was so predictable. He was going to try to start bullying her immediately, to get back at her for last night. "I want my paycheck I'm going to get for cleaning up after your lazy butt!" Isis said. She could almost see Seto's face right now! It'd be so sweet if she could! "Come in!" Seto said. Isis could literly hear him gritting his teeth, trying not to say anything to mean, until she was inside. The gates opened, and Isis drove in, and parked. She then got out her bag with her clothes for the week.
Isis walked inside to be meet by Mokuba. "I'll show you your room, and let you unpack your things. You'll have 30 minutes to do that! Then you'll have to go meet Seto." Isis expected some men to jump out and scream, DUM, DUM, DDDUUUMMM! Just as Mokuba said, she only had 30 minutes. Seto showed up at her door, and ordered her to come to his office to discuss her duties. He told her she would have to clean the used rooms, including Seto's, cook, and anything else Seto decided she had to do. He then told her she was to start immediately. "Aye, aye, Kaiba!" Isis stood up from the chair she was sitting in, and walked to the door. "Another thing!" Isis stopped, and turned to look at Seto. "As long as you work for me, your to call me MASTER Kaiba." Isis busted out laughing. Seto stood up and walked over to her. "You find that amusing!?!" "As a matter of fact I do! What am I, like your slave!?!" Seto smirked, and grabbed Isis by her arms. He then pulled her close to him. "Yes! I own you! You belong to me now!" Isis just smiled sweetly, and said "Really?"
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Mokuba walked into the kitchen to find Isis busy cooking lunch. "Hey, Isis!" "Hey, Mokuba!" "Do you know where my brother is right now?" Isis grinned. "He's in his office. He's a little tied up right now!" Mokuba then left to find Seto.
Mokuba walked into Seto's office, for the shock of his life! Seto really was tied up! He was tied to his chair, and was gagged. And he did not look happy! He was trying to scream through the gag, and was struggling to untie him self. Mokuba began to laugh his head off, as he untied his older brother. "Isis is da bomb! We have got to keep her!" Seto jumped up and screamed. He then raced off to find Isis.
He found her in the kitchen, but this time she was eating. "Having fun?" Seto growled. "Yes." Isis replied. "GOOD! YOUR" Seto was about to say Fired when Mokuba gave him the puppy eyes. Seto could never resist the puppy eyes. "Do you think it's funny tying me up!" Seto screamed. If he couldn't fire her, he could at least disipline her! "Yep! ^-^ You look so cute when your angry!" Seto smiled. He may have just found a way to get to her! He leaned down towards her till his face was just inches from her. "So, you still have a crush on me do you?" he asked with a smirk. Isis looked thoughtful for a moment. "I don't know!" Isis then smiled. "Let's find out!" She wrapped an arm around his neck, and pulled him towards her. She then kissed him! She let him go, and pushed him back. "Nope! But you are a good kisser!" Isis winked and walked away. Seto stood shocked, as Mokuba began laughing his head off again. Seto had definitely never had a maid like Isis!
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CG: You go, Isis!
BeeBop: Isis, and Seto make such a cute couple! Especially when she's torturing him!^-^
Sony: Yep! Read, and review! Or we'll email you pictures of Weevil's butt! With no pants!
CG, and BeeBop: What!?! O0o
Sony: You wouldn't believe the things those rabid fan girls take pictures of!
CG: I don't want to hear any more about that! Don't worry! You won't be getting any pictures of Weevil naked! I wouldn't want to ruin anyone's life around Christmas! Chow!
Sony: Yep! Just make it quick! I have a date in 5 minutes!
CG: OK!
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chapter 1: Let The Torture Begin!
Kaiba was panicking. He had been so mean to his latest maids, they had quit after one hour! Which meant he had no one else to clean his house. A.K.A. torture. He called all of the maids in the phone books, and none of them would work for him, no matter what he offered to pay them. Apparently he had developed a bad reputation. Seto was really freaking out now! He had to find someone! He didn't know anything about cleaning!
Then he remembered something. Isis Ishtar was looking for another job! He called as soon as he found her number. She had asked him out on a date a long time ago, and gave him her number. He just laughed and turned her down, but kept her number just incase he needed someone to let off a little steam on. She answered the phone, and he just said, "You're hired! I'll send a limo for you!" He then hung up. There was no way she would refuse to come to see what the job was about. Later.. Well, he'd worry about that then!
Seto paced around anxious for Isis to come. He was getting hungry! She finally arrived after what felt like hours, but was actually only minutes. "What did you call me for?" Isis asked annoyed. "I need a new maid, and your it! I need you to start immediately! Here's your uniform!" Seto shoved a French maid's outfit, into Isis's hands. Isis just looked at it, and shoved it back. "I never accepted the job!" Seto shoved the outfit back at Isis. "Too bad!" Isis shoved it back once again. "Yeah! For you!" Isis turned to leave. "Wait! I'll pay you $30 dollars an hour!" Isis stopped. She did need the money…. "All right." Seto smirked. He always got what he wanted! "Good! Now go get dressed!" He shoved the outfit at Isis once again. "I'm not wearing that." Isis shoved the outfit back to Seto. "YES! You are!" He shoved the outfit back at Isis. "No, I'm not!" Isis shoved it back. "And why not!?!" Seto growled while shoving the outfit back. "Because…it's got a tear!" Isis then ripped the outfit to shreds, with a smile. Seto starred shocked. "Fine then! If you can't wear the uniform, your fired!" Seto smirked. He'd have his way one way or another! Besides! Isis would look good in that outfit. Isis just shrugged, and said, "Bye." She then turned and walked out the door.
Seto was surprised. That's not what she was supposed to say!?! He raced out the door after her, and grabbed her arm. "Fine then! Wear whatever you want to! But you start now!" Isis just said, "Nope." "What do you mean 'Nope!" "I mean I'm not starting right now! I have plans for tonight!" Seto wanted to scream. Why was she so frustrating!?! "Fine! But you start tomorrow! And you'll have to start living here, so bring your stuff with you!" Isis just laughed. "You really want me to put up with YOU 24/7!?! Not a chance!" Seto took a VERY deep breath! "FINE! You can have the weekends off, and only have to live here on week-nights! Satisfied?" "Yep!" Isis said. "See you tomorrow!" Isis began to walk away. Seto wanted to ring her neck! He couldn't believe how many times he had to give in to her in the last five minutes! UN-BE-LIEVE-A-BLE! Oh, well. She'd pay when she began working for him tomorrow! She didn't have a clue what she was in for!
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Next day…
Isis drove her car up to the gate at Kaiba's mansion. A voice came over the intercom. It was Seto's. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Isis smiled. Seto was so predictable. He was going to try to start bullying her immediately, to get back at her for last night. "I want my paycheck I'm going to get for cleaning up after your lazy butt!" Isis said. She could almost see Seto's face right now! It'd be so sweet if she could! "Come in!" Seto said. Isis could literly hear him gritting his teeth, trying not to say anything to mean, until she was inside. The gates opened, and Isis drove in, and parked. She then got out her bag with her clothes for the week.
Isis walked inside to be meet by Mokuba. "I'll show you your room, and let you unpack your things. You'll have 30 minutes to do that! Then you'll have to go meet Seto." Isis expected some men to jump out and scream, DUM, DUM, DDDUUUMMM! Just as Mokuba said, she only had 30 minutes. Seto showed up at her door, and ordered her to come to his office to discuss her duties. He told her she would have to clean the used rooms, including Seto's, cook, and anything else Seto decided she had to do. He then told her she was to start immediately. "Aye, aye, Kaiba!" Isis stood up from the chair she was sitting in, and walked to the door. "Another thing!" Isis stopped, and turned to look at Seto. "As long as you work for me, your to call me MASTER Kaiba." Isis busted out laughing. Seto stood up and walked over to her. "You find that amusing!?!" "As a matter of fact I do! What am I, like your slave!?!" Seto smirked, and grabbed Isis by her arms. He then pulled her close to him. "Yes! I own you! You belong to me now!" Isis just smiled sweetly, and said "Really?"
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Mokuba walked into the kitchen to find Isis busy cooking lunch. "Hey, Isis!" "Hey, Mokuba!" "Do you know where my brother is right now?" Isis grinned. "He's in his office. He's a little tied up right now!" Mokuba then left to find Seto.
Mokuba walked into Seto's office, for the shock of his life! Seto really was tied up! He was tied to his chair, and was gagged. And he did not look happy! He was trying to scream through the gag, and was struggling to untie him self. Mokuba began to laugh his head off, as he untied his older brother. "Isis is da bomb! We have got to keep her!" Seto jumped up and screamed. He then raced off to find Isis.
He found her in the kitchen, but this time she was eating. "Having fun?" Seto growled. "Yes." Isis replied. "GOOD! YOUR" Seto was about to say Fired when Mokuba gave him the puppy eyes. Seto could never resist the puppy eyes. "Do you think it's funny tying me up!" Seto screamed. If he couldn't fire her, he could at least disipline her! "Yep! ^-^ You look so cute when your angry!" Seto smiled. He may have just found a way to get to her! He leaned down towards her till his face was just inches from her. "So, you still have a crush on me do you?" he asked with a smirk. Isis looked thoughtful for a moment. "I don't know!" Isis then smiled. "Let's find out!" She wrapped an arm around his neck, and pulled him towards her. She then kissed him! She let him go, and pushed him back. "Nope! But you are a good kisser!" Isis winked and walked away. Seto stood shocked, as Mokuba began laughing his head off again. Seto had definitely never had a maid like Isis!
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CG: You go, Isis!
BeeBop: Isis, and Seto make such a cute couple! Especially when she's torturing him!^-^
Sony: Yep! Read, and review! Or we'll email you pictures of Weevil's butt! With no pants!
CG, and BeeBop: What!?! O0o
Sony: You wouldn't believe the things those rabid fan girls take pictures of!
CG: I don't want to hear any more about that! Don't worry! You won't be getting any pictures of Weevil naked! I wouldn't want to ruin anyone's life around Christmas! Chow!