******Don't ask me where I got the idea for this piece of crap... but
I just wanted to say that I DO NOT own anybody in this, excaept for that
people that die... nevermind. R&R******
Johnny was sitting on the couch in his living room, just staring... blankly at the wall. As he suddenly thought, out of nowhere, that he was forgetting something there was a muffled sneeze and a 'SHUT THE FUCK UP! HE'S GONNA HEAR YOU!!!!!!' Just then Johnny remebered his victims he had left down in his basement... but for once, he couldn't think of a way he wanted to kill them.
'Hmmmmmmmmmmm.' He decided to take a walk around the house to think about it for a moment or two, but before he began to wander, he turned on the radio... There was a new weird song playing. He stood facing the opposite direction of the radio, and listened intently. Once the song came to a close, he heard the dumb ass dj come on and shout.
'That was the brand new song by............... (VERY long pause, you have to remeber he's a dumb ass and can't remember the names of the songs or artists)' The producer wispers over to him, but Nny could still hear it over the station. 'Basement Jaxx!!' 'Oh, oooooh yea, that was the new song by Basement Jaxx, called............ (ANOTHER long pause).' Suddenly you hear yelling of the dj and muffled sounds of a person getting pummled over at the station. Then the producer comes on, but you can still hear the moans of pain coming from the dj, in the backround.
'That was the new song by Basement Jaxx, called 'Where's your head at'. Hope you like it, and for the information of all of you listeners I will be the new dj from now on... something, uh, happened to our old one.' Then they went to a commercial. Johnny had finally gotten a good idea... well for one of his victims. But he just wanted to do one more thing before that...
******I want to take a break... get a cherry brain freezy... stuff like that. Then I'll come back and work on this some more. But first tell me what you guys think of it so far... and if you can even tell where this is going.******
Johnny was sitting on the couch in his living room, just staring... blankly at the wall. As he suddenly thought, out of nowhere, that he was forgetting something there was a muffled sneeze and a 'SHUT THE FUCK UP! HE'S GONNA HEAR YOU!!!!!!' Just then Johnny remebered his victims he had left down in his basement... but for once, he couldn't think of a way he wanted to kill them.
'Hmmmmmmmmmmm.' He decided to take a walk around the house to think about it for a moment or two, but before he began to wander, he turned on the radio... There was a new weird song playing. He stood facing the opposite direction of the radio, and listened intently. Once the song came to a close, he heard the dumb ass dj come on and shout.
'That was the brand new song by............... (VERY long pause, you have to remeber he's a dumb ass and can't remember the names of the songs or artists)' The producer wispers over to him, but Nny could still hear it over the station. 'Basement Jaxx!!' 'Oh, oooooh yea, that was the new song by Basement Jaxx, called............ (ANOTHER long pause).' Suddenly you hear yelling of the dj and muffled sounds of a person getting pummled over at the station. Then the producer comes on, but you can still hear the moans of pain coming from the dj, in the backround.
'That was the new song by Basement Jaxx, called 'Where's your head at'. Hope you like it, and for the information of all of you listeners I will be the new dj from now on... something, uh, happened to our old one.' Then they went to a commercial. Johnny had finally gotten a good idea... well for one of his victims. But he just wanted to do one more thing before that...
******I want to take a break... get a cherry brain freezy... stuff like that. Then I'll come back and work on this some more. But first tell me what you guys think of it so far... and if you can even tell where this is going.******