Kat: WOW, this is my FIRST fiction posted! It's...A ONESHOT!!! YAY!!!

Ame: OK we get it!!

Kat: KILL JOY!!!

Ame: (Rolls eyes) Dummy.

Kat: (pout) Anyway, I'm Kat. Ame here is my sister and my...um...

Ame: Criticizer.

Kat: yeah, that. He's also my beta reader. YAY!!

Ame: (Sigh) C'mon imoto-chan! (Little sister) Hurry up and start!

Kat: Fine, fine! Ok first...

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!! I only own a bunch of Naruto collectable's, DVD's, and whatnot. So...DON'T-SUE-ME!!!! Mashashi Kishiamoto owns Naruto, lucky...

Pairings:ItaKisa, SasuNaru, LeeSaku, NejiTen, KibaHina, and ShikaIno.

Warnings: Ahead...is a really stupid fiction. I think I was high when I wrote this... so... yeah. Mpreg references, though nothing drastic, there's not even kissing, so your virgin eye's are safe.

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I'm Pregnant!

Lee, Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji, Itachi, and Sasuke were all sitting in a room. Sasuke was talking to his big brother about...whatever it is that brothers talk about. Lee and Kiba were racing. And Shikamaru and Neji were playing shogi. Just then, the door burst open and Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten ran in.

Sakura ran up to Lee, and screamed happily, "Lee, I'm PREGNANT!"

Lee stared at her, then fainted with a girly shriek, while the other boys laughed at him.

Then Hinata shuffled over to Kiba, and mumbled, "K-Kiba, I'm p-pregnant!"

Kiba stared at her, then screamed, foaming at the mouth, then fainted, while the other boys laughed at him.

Then Ino ran over to Shikamaru, grabbed his shoulders and screamed, "SHIKA-KUN! I'M PREGNANT!"

Shikamaru stared at her, muttered, "Troublesome." then fainted, while the other boys laughed at him.

Then Tenten walked over to Neji, punched him playfully on the arm, and said "Neji, I'm pregnant!"

Neji's eye's widened, then he fainted, while the two remaining boys laughed at him.

"Poor guys...good thing that'll never happen to Itachi and I!" Sasuke laughed.

"Why?" Sakura asked, a mischievous smile playing at her lips.

"Because, we are dating boys." Itachi stated, matter-of-factly.

"Oh really?" Ino asked playfully.

"Yes, Ino. I date Naruto-kun, and Itachi dates Kisame-san." Sasuke said, Itachi nodding in agreement.

Just then, Kisame and Naruto ran into the room, over to their boyfriends.

"Sasuke, Itachi, guess what?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"What Naruto-kun, Kisame-kun?" Itachi asked.

Kisame and Naruto looked at each other, then to their boyfriends and grinned joyfully. "WE'RE PREGNANT!!!"

"WHAT THE HECK?!" the Uchiha's screamed, before fainting, with the girls laughing at them.

"Wow, who knew they'd fall for it?" Hinata said.

"Yeah, that was brilliant guys!" Tenten said, smiling at Naruto and Kisame, who shot them all confused looks.

"What do you guys mean?" Kisame asked.

"The pregnant joke you two pulled, silly!" Sakura said.

"But...that wasn't a joke!" Naruto and Kisame said.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" the girls screeched, before fainting.

Kisame and Naruto shrugged, then went to pick out wallpaper for the new babies rooms.

-Owari-

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Kat: ...I actually wrote that...

Ame: ROTFLAMO

Kat: Hey! NO LAUGHING!!

Kat: Ok...so...um...that was it. I hope you all can look forward to other stories coming your way, like my Two-Shot. No flaming please, but if you do, I'll only give them to my brother Blaze, who will eat them. BWAHAHA!!! (Cough) Yeah. And also, could you check out Ame's account? And her story, "Not a Sunny Place Anymore" It's great, I'm sure you'll like it!

Ame: ...yeah.

Kat: BYE FOR NOW!!! EAT YOUR VEGATBLES PEOPLE!!!!! OR THE GREEN GIANT WILL SHOVE THEM DOWN YOU THROAT BY FORCE!!!!

Ame: ...oh dear god.