Prolouge
I have begun a relationship with the most evil, sick minded person in the whole of South Park. Maybe even the world. But none of that matters. I'm perfectly fine with it, in fact, I am Eric Cartman and the person I just described….
Is Tweek Tweak.
Alright I know what your thinking. Tweek? Our lovable little caffeinated twitch? Nah. Not our Tweek. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Well hear me out, you couldn't be more wrong. He is anything but that, but I'm the only one who knows.
AN/ This my freinds, is Carteek. Its weird and make no sence whatsoever but it should make for a good story. Can i just say, this isnt an original idea, somone posted somthing similar a while ago but never got past the 5th chapter so i am going to try and finish it!