Yep...another horrendous fanfic that noone cares about...PLEASE R&R cause otherwise I'll just keep on writing oneshots like this one. Muahaha...
Daisuke Niwa lay down on his bed. "Uhhhh…" He was tired out of his mind and felt like a warmish lump of jelly. Why? Dark. He had been stealing for 3 days straight, then before Daisuke could change back into his true form, Dark had gone to various clubs and basically flirted all night long.
Wiz bounded on to Daisuke's chest with a "Kyu!" and began to snore. Daisuke tried to push him off, but the rabbit-like white fuzzy Wiz wouldn't budge. He sat up and stretched, looking off of his bunk bed until his eyes fell on the portrait he'd painted of Riku after Argentine had finally surrendered and become To-to's boyfriend. He immediately blushed and looked away- if he looked at her for too long his heart would start thumping, his hair would lengthen and change colours, and he would turn into… Dark.
The aforementioned phantom thief laughed and remarked, "Since when did you dread turning into me so much? I mean, you actually were enjoying turning into me for a while!"
"That was before Krad started stalking me."
Dark winced. "Oh. That. But you know, Daisuke, it's not my fault whatsoever. He decided to…um…follow you around."
"He followed me into my room. Then turned into Satoshi." replied Daisuke, who was beginning to get irritated over Dark's alibis. "And then tried to kill me. With my own pen."
"He tried to kill you with a pen?"
"Yeah."
"Kyu."
"Get off me, Wiz…you're too heavy…" Daisuke started to choke, seeing as Wiz was on his neck, cutting off his windpipe with his furry bulk. Wiz hopped off.
"Okay, this is really getting annoying. Why is Krad STILL trying to kill me? I thought you guys had a truce."
"It was temporary," explained Dark. "He only wanted a truce for that one night." And what a night it was…he thought to himself.
Daisuke turned over and yawned. "Well, even if you really can't help your shounen-ai fantasies,"(Dark yelled, "WHAT?!?") "I still need to sleep. So shut up and stop snoring, because you sound like a pack of wolves."
"I'm still mad about that shounen-ai comment."
"Snore all you like, then, cause I'm sleeping." Or at least trying to, he thought as Dark began spewing nonsense words with a will.
"BANANA!!!!!"
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Meanwhile in the Hikari household, Satoshi was also trying (unsuccessfully) to go to sleep. He usually went to bed at around 2 in the morning, but was turning over a new leaf for the new month by trying to get to bed early. Perhaps too early, he thought, gazing at his alarm clock, which read 7:00.
"Master, you're REALLY not going to bed this early, are you?" Krad complained in Satoshi's head.
"I'm probably just going to sit here until I doze off from boredom," Satoshi replied. For some reason he felt like he was missing something. He suddenly remembered, "Oh yeah- shut up."
"Must you be so rude to me, Master Satoshi? I do know all your secrets…and that one about Risa is…scintillatingly tempting…I might just appear to a certain Miss Harada and whisper it in her ear…"
"You wouldn't!"
"I would. I didn't even suspect you have a soft spot for dear little Ri-"
"SHUT UP!!!" Satoshi yelled. "It's okay to like a girl! You creep!"
Krad chuckled. He was beginning to enjoy this mind-torture…like that night he'd spent with his other half. It was a truce…but a different one than both Satoshi and Daisuke knew. He looked down. Satoshi had fallen into a deep slumber. Krad shrugged. He needed it, he thought.
"Don't worry, Satoshi…we both have our secrets…"
In both the Niwa and the Hikari houses, the tamers shivered slightly in their sleep.
So?!? Did you like it? hops around nervously Did you? Did you?
-blake the ocelot-crazed fangirl