{Title:} Ranma 1/2: Rebirth
Episode 1: Tenchakai Boudaikai!?
{Song:} Don't make fun of it!
Don't destroy it!
Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has,
that they won't give up.
Only love!
Only dreams!
Only you!
Those are the only things,
I won't let go, ever.
On nights when,
I can't settle down,
no matter what,
I just want to throw anything
and everything away.
Don't cry and complain,
just open the door, ya know.
I don't have time to quibble with you.
I want to fly all over the place.
I wanna throw caution to the wind.
It isn't because,
I've lost anything
It's because nothing's,
even started yet.
Don't make fun of it!
Don't destroy it!
Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has,
that they won't give up.
Only love!
Only dreams!
Only you!
Those are the only things,
I won't let go, ever.
What do you want?
What do you wanna do?
Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the darkness
and run to grab what you want,
(all) through the night!
{Ryoga:} Seven years have passed since I've seen you last Ranma. You never could resist a good fight... I know you will be there Ranma... {Narrator:} Seven years have past since the failed wedding incident. Ranma, seeking solice in his martial arts training left unannounced to parts unknown... {Narrator:} However... with the 1st Tenchakai Boudaikai to be held in over 1200 years, all the world's best martial artists from around the world were expected to try and be one of the 8 finalists
{Ranma:} Tenchakai Boudaikai? I must attend this event... {Ranma:} Hell I may even see Ryoga... won't he be in for a surprise... {Narrator:} With the fighters gathering for the event the question is... Who will be Number One under the sun?
[Title: Deciding the opponents for the competition! The Return of Ranma!]
[Narrator:] After Ranma's disapperance Genma went home to Nodoka and came up with a fictious story involving Ranma dieing with honor...
Now Genma, Nodoka, Akane and Soun walk into the building where the Tenchakai Boudaikai was to be held.
{Genma:} This tournaments gonna be too easy. Look at all the weak competiors.
{Nodoka:} Well not everyone is as strong as you.
{Soun:} Quite so Saotome.
{Akane:} Bakas.
{Soun:} Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! My Akane called me an idiot...
{Genma:} Pull yourself together Soun.
{Soun:} Alright... [Sniffle]
The four of them walk off into the doorway.We see Ryoga walking up to the building with Akari
{Ryoga:} Finally, I'm here...
{Akari:} Ryoga?{Ryoga:} What?
{Akari:} Win for me okay?
{Ryoga:} Ok...
{Akari:} I'll be watching you.
Akari walks to the stands, Ryoga walks to the waiting are for fighters
A mysterous figure wearing a black cloak walks into the building after them...
After that, elimation matches are held and only 8 fighters advance to the finals. Genma and Akane advance...
{Nodoka:} I still can't believe I lost...
{Genma:} Well its alright, so he was stronger than he looked... {Soun:} I lost! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
{Akane:} [Sends Soun flying with a mallet] *Hits a tree and falls over*
{Soun:} Wahhhhhhhhhh... {Akane:} Baka.
{Genma:}Nodoka, can you take Soun back to the Tendo dojo?
{Nodoka:} Alright... Win okay?
{Genma:} Okay.
[Nodoka walkes off carring Soun ovewr her shoulder]
The 8 finalists gather to draw lots.
{Announcer:} Now everyone's here. {Announcer:} Okay, lets get started.
{Announcer:} We're going to draw lots for the matches. So when I call your name, take one of the these lots out of this box.
{Genma:} [Praying] Kami-sama, please give me an easy first round...
{Akane:} I see Ryoga made it this far along with Cologne and Shampoo... but who's the guy in the black cloak? Oh well at least Kuno didn't show up...
{Shampoo:} Great-Grandmother, man in black cloak look famillar...
{Cologne:} Yes there is something famillar about his ki...
{Announcer:} I'll call you up and you draw lots.
{Announcer:} Uh..Akane.
{Akane:} Number 5.
{Announcer:} Akane's number is 5.
{Crowd:} They've started drawing lots for the competition!
{Announcer:} Next is... Cologne.
{Announcer:} Let's see, number 3.
{Announcer:} Genma.
{Genma:} Oh, me...
{Genma:} Please let me get a good number.
{Genma:} Number 1! I have to fight right off!
{Announcer:} Lone Wolf.
{Wolf:} Okay.
{Cologne:} The man in the black clock is called Lone Wolf? Only one man has the knowledge to come up with such a name... but it can't be? Can it? It can't be...
{Wolf:} Number 2.
{Wolf:} I can't believe I'm matched with such weaklings...
{Genma:} How dare you call me a weakling!
{Wolf:} Silence!
Wolf uses his ki to throw Genma into the wall.
{Genma:} Ow...
{Announcer:} Ok, Next is... Shampoo...
{Announcer:} Is that your name?
{Shampoo:} Yes.
{Shampoo:} Number 7.
{Announcer:} Ryoga.
{Ryoga:} Yes.
{Ryoga:} Number 6.
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Soon Ryoga... Soon...
{Announcer:} Uubu
{Uubu:} I'm Number 4.
{Uubu:} Figures I'd get the old hag...
{Cologne:} You should show more respect for your elders boy or you mig...
{Uubu:} Shut up or I'll break your neck.
{Cologne:} Boy...
{Uubu:} Fine... Bitch.
Uubu hits Cologne with a ki blast...
{Cologne:}Ow...
{Announcer:} Herb...
{Cologne:} Herb? {Uubu:} I thought I told you to shut up insolent bitch!
{Announcer:} Of course he gets the remaining number, 8.
{Announcer:} The fights have been chosen as follows!
{Announcer:} The first battle is between Genma and Lone Wolf.
The second battle is between Cologne and Uubu . The third fight is between Akane and Ryoga . The fourth and final fight is between Shampoo and Herb.
{Announcer:} The fights will soon begin. I'll lead you to the warriors'dressing room. You all know the rules.
{Announcer:} If you surrender, if you're down for the count of ten, if you get knocked out of the ring and hit the ground, or if you kill youropponent, you lose. And because there will be so many fights, we have a 30 minute time limit. If the fights hasn't ended in 30 minutes, the judges will decide the winner.
{Ryoga:} There's a time limit?
{Akane:} Damn.
{Audience Member 1:} Lets get the fights going
{Audience Member 2:} Man Akane's HOT!
{Akane:}... [ Getting Angry ]
{Announcer:} The fights will soon begin...The Tenchikai Boudaikai!
{Narrator:} Because of the high caliber martial artists, this bodes to be the most incredible martial arts competition ever. At last the competition is ready to begin. It looks like there'll be many incredible battles!
{Ryoga:} Hiya! I'm Ryoga!
{Ryoga:} In the first round Genma has to face that unusual guy Lone Wolf.
{Ryoga:} Will we at last find out who he is?
{Akane:} This is weird, Genma hasnt moved since the instant he saw Wolf.
{Ryoga:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- "What's wrong Genma!? The Impossible Non-Fight."
{Akane:} I can't believe that Genma is powerless to act!!
Episode 1: Tenchakai Boudaikai!?
{Song:} Don't make fun of it!
Don't destroy it!
Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has,
that they won't give up.
Only love!
Only dreams!
Only you!
Those are the only things,
I won't let go, ever.
On nights when,
I can't settle down,
no matter what,
I just want to throw anything
and everything away.
Don't cry and complain,
just open the door, ya know.
I don't have time to quibble with you.
I want to fly all over the place.
I wanna throw caution to the wind.
It isn't because,
I've lost anything
It's because nothing's,
even started yet.
Don't make fun of it!
Don't destroy it!
Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has,
that they won't give up.
Only love!
Only dreams!
Only you!
Those are the only things,
I won't let go, ever.
What do you want?
What do you wanna do?
Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the darkness
and run to grab what you want,
(all) through the night!
{Ryoga:} Seven years have passed since I've seen you last Ranma. You never could resist a good fight... I know you will be there Ranma... {Narrator:} Seven years have past since the failed wedding incident. Ranma, seeking solice in his martial arts training left unannounced to parts unknown... {Narrator:} However... with the 1st Tenchakai Boudaikai to be held in over 1200 years, all the world's best martial artists from around the world were expected to try and be one of the 8 finalists
{Ranma:} Tenchakai Boudaikai? I must attend this event... {Ranma:} Hell I may even see Ryoga... won't he be in for a surprise... {Narrator:} With the fighters gathering for the event the question is... Who will be Number One under the sun?
[Title: Deciding the opponents for the competition! The Return of Ranma!]
[Narrator:] After Ranma's disapperance Genma went home to Nodoka and came up with a fictious story involving Ranma dieing with honor...
Now Genma, Nodoka, Akane and Soun walk into the building where the Tenchakai Boudaikai was to be held.
{Genma:} This tournaments gonna be too easy. Look at all the weak competiors.
{Nodoka:} Well not everyone is as strong as you.
{Soun:} Quite so Saotome.
{Akane:} Bakas.
{Soun:} Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! My Akane called me an idiot...
{Genma:} Pull yourself together Soun.
{Soun:} Alright... [Sniffle]
The four of them walk off into the doorway.We see Ryoga walking up to the building with Akari
{Ryoga:} Finally, I'm here...
{Akari:} Ryoga?{Ryoga:} What?
{Akari:} Win for me okay?
{Ryoga:} Ok...
{Akari:} I'll be watching you.
Akari walks to the stands, Ryoga walks to the waiting are for fighters
A mysterous figure wearing a black cloak walks into the building after them...
After that, elimation matches are held and only 8 fighters advance to the finals. Genma and Akane advance...
{Nodoka:} I still can't believe I lost...
{Genma:} Well its alright, so he was stronger than he looked... {Soun:} I lost! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
{Akane:} [Sends Soun flying with a mallet] *Hits a tree and falls over*
{Soun:} Wahhhhhhhhhh... {Akane:} Baka.
{Genma:}Nodoka, can you take Soun back to the Tendo dojo?
{Nodoka:} Alright... Win okay?
{Genma:} Okay.
[Nodoka walkes off carring Soun ovewr her shoulder]
The 8 finalists gather to draw lots.
{Announcer:} Now everyone's here. {Announcer:} Okay, lets get started.
{Announcer:} We're going to draw lots for the matches. So when I call your name, take one of the these lots out of this box.
{Genma:} [Praying] Kami-sama, please give me an easy first round...
{Akane:} I see Ryoga made it this far along with Cologne and Shampoo... but who's the guy in the black cloak? Oh well at least Kuno didn't show up...
{Shampoo:} Great-Grandmother, man in black cloak look famillar...
{Cologne:} Yes there is something famillar about his ki...
{Announcer:} I'll call you up and you draw lots.
{Announcer:} Uh..Akane.
{Akane:} Number 5.
{Announcer:} Akane's number is 5.
{Crowd:} They've started drawing lots for the competition!
{Announcer:} Next is... Cologne.
{Announcer:} Let's see, number 3.
{Announcer:} Genma.
{Genma:} Oh, me...
{Genma:} Please let me get a good number.
{Genma:} Number 1! I have to fight right off!
{Announcer:} Lone Wolf.
{Wolf:} Okay.
{Cologne:} The man in the black clock is called Lone Wolf? Only one man has the knowledge to come up with such a name... but it can't be? Can it? It can't be...
{Wolf:} Number 2.
{Wolf:} I can't believe I'm matched with such weaklings...
{Genma:} How dare you call me a weakling!
{Wolf:} Silence!
Wolf uses his ki to throw Genma into the wall.
{Genma:} Ow...
{Announcer:} Ok, Next is... Shampoo...
{Announcer:} Is that your name?
{Shampoo:} Yes.
{Shampoo:} Number 7.
{Announcer:} Ryoga.
{Ryoga:} Yes.
{Ryoga:} Number 6.
{Wolf:} [Thinking] Soon Ryoga... Soon...
{Announcer:} Uubu
{Uubu:} I'm Number 4.
{Uubu:} Figures I'd get the old hag...
{Cologne:} You should show more respect for your elders boy or you mig...
{Uubu:} Shut up or I'll break your neck.
{Cologne:} Boy...
{Uubu:} Fine... Bitch.
Uubu hits Cologne with a ki blast...
{Cologne:}Ow...
{Announcer:} Herb...
{Cologne:} Herb? {Uubu:} I thought I told you to shut up insolent bitch!
{Announcer:} Of course he gets the remaining number, 8.
{Announcer:} The fights have been chosen as follows!
{Announcer:} The first battle is between Genma and Lone Wolf.
The second battle is between Cologne and Uubu . The third fight is between Akane and Ryoga . The fourth and final fight is between Shampoo and Herb.
{Announcer:} The fights will soon begin. I'll lead you to the warriors'dressing room. You all know the rules.
{Announcer:} If you surrender, if you're down for the count of ten, if you get knocked out of the ring and hit the ground, or if you kill youropponent, you lose. And because there will be so many fights, we have a 30 minute time limit. If the fights hasn't ended in 30 minutes, the judges will decide the winner.
{Ryoga:} There's a time limit?
{Akane:} Damn.
{Audience Member 1:} Lets get the fights going
{Audience Member 2:} Man Akane's HOT!
{Akane:}... [ Getting Angry ]
{Announcer:} The fights will soon begin...The Tenchikai Boudaikai!
{Narrator:} Because of the high caliber martial artists, this bodes to be the most incredible martial arts competition ever. At last the competition is ready to begin. It looks like there'll be many incredible battles!
{Ryoga:} Hiya! I'm Ryoga!
{Ryoga:} In the first round Genma has to face that unusual guy Lone Wolf.
{Ryoga:} Will we at last find out who he is?
{Akane:} This is weird, Genma hasnt moved since the instant he saw Wolf.
{Ryoga:} Next time on Ranma 1/2: Rebirth -- "What's wrong Genma!? The Impossible Non-Fight."
{Akane:} I can't believe that Genma is powerless to act!!