Naruto and the black knight
I don't own nuthin
Black knight:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
Ooh! Uuh.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[clang]
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc. Ect. Ect.
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop. Clop Clop clop]
NARUTO:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am naruto, Future hokage.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest warriors in the land to join me in my quest to save sasuke from the fruity pedo orochimaru.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, sai.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
NARUTO:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
NARUTO:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
NARUTO:
I command you to step aside Do you know who I am. (starts leaking ms. Fluffys chakra)(yes kyubi is a girl don't like it then bite me)
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
NARUTO:
So be it!
NARUTO and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. Ect. Ect.
[naruto rips the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
NARUTO:
Now stand aside, maggot.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
NARUTO:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
NARUTO:
Well, what's this, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
NARUTO:
You liar! (forms a sword out of fluffys chakra lightsaber style)
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[naruto chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
NARUTO:
Yah I win!
[kneeling]
I thank you fluffs for this amazingly easy wi--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
NARUTO:
What are you freaking searius?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
NARUTO:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
NARUTO:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
NARUTO:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Tis but a flesh wound.
[kick]
NARUTO:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
NARUTO:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[naruto chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
NARUTO:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
NARUTO:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
NARUTO:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[naruto chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
NARUTO:
Come, sai.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
AN: yah I didn't change much of tha original script cuz you cant mess with the genius of Monty python