[[Mello: Wait, you're actually gonna write about us?
Holly: Yep.
Near: I'm scared.
Matt: Me too. Hold me, Mello. ;w;
Holly: It's not gonna be that bad! You guys have no faith in me.
Mello: This is true.
Holly: Anyway. This came to me in a dream, literally. And...it's so adorable that I had to write it. XD This takes place back when the Wammy boys were kids. Annnnddd...have fun, as always! ^_^ This is only the introduction- I'll have a proper chapter up soon enough.]]
--Watari's POV--
Welcome to Wammy's House. Watch your step.
You'll see boys everywhere around here. They're all very individualistic, very intelligent...would you watch where you're going, Mello? Sorry about that. Mello is a...very rambunctious boy, you might say. It's a good thing we have Matt here to calm him down.
Anyway, you wanted the tour, correct? There's not all that much to see. Oh, no, there's nothing in there. Who's that, you ask? That's Near. You're better off not going in there. You might step on a toy car by mistake. That's when bad things start happening.
And here is L...our pride and joy. Say hello, L! No, no, don't be shy, say hello to the nice lady...Oh, you're still sulking about that? You're going to have to get over it eventually...fine, fine. We'll leave you alone. Come, come this way, I'll show you to my office...
Oh, you want to know what's wrong? Well, this may sound strange, but...
These boys had a baking contest the other day.
Yes, a baking contest.
They take their desserts very seriously, these boys...
Wait, where are you going? Don't you want to hear the story?
What do you mean, neurotic? They aren't neurotic, they're just a little...quirky.
And they really love sugar.
Oh, come on, now, they're just kids...
Well, isn't it said that geniuses are a tad bit stranger than your average person? These kids are very passionate about their baking. Why do you think poor L is so upset? He was so sure he was going to win. To be honest, I was certain that he was too, though I try not to show favoritism...
It is a good story, I assure you.
You would like to hear it?
Good.
It all began about a week ago...
And like so many things in Wammy's House, it began with Mello stepping on Near's toy car.
Like I told you. Don't touch the cars.
Holly: Yes, L doesn't win the contest. Now you know.
L: BUT I AM SO THE BEST BAKER!
Mello: Psh. Obviously I win.
Matt: What about me? _
Near: ...Tell Mello to stop stepping on my cars. :[
Holly: R&R! I promise to have a real chapter up in the next week or so. ^_^