Just a small story I came up with. It's very simple. I'm working on a multi chapter fanfic again. I couldn't use this so I turned it into a one-shot. Maybe one day I will use it in a MC Fanfic. Enjoy!
The reasons why I hate you
"Granger"
"What?" she asks already mad at him for being late for their patrol together.
"I'm bored"
"I don't care, do your job Malfoy. You'll be done sooner when you do"
"But there is nobody around except you and me"
"Then entertain yourself somehow and don't bug me!"
"You're no fun Granger"
"Like I could ever enjoy myself with an arrogant, self-absorbed ferret like you"
"I didn't expect to have fun with a mudblood like you!"
"I hate you Malfoy"
"No you don't"
"What?!" she asks shocked.
"You don't have a good reason"
"I knew you were arrogant but you don't believe you do not have any flaws do you?"
"None good enough to hate me!"
"Believe me I could give you a hundred reasons to hate you"
"Name 25"
"What?"
"Name 25 reasons why you hate me, 100 reasons is too much. I'd get bored again"
"No"
"See, you don't have a good reason"
"Yes I do"
"Then let's hear it"
"fine, I hate that you discriminate on blood, I hate that you call me mudblood, that you discriminate on house, that you bully students smaller and younger than you, that you bully me, I hat that you use me as amusement when you're bored like now, that you laugh at me when I do extra schoolwork, that you hide my notes when I leave them for just a second, that you enjoy seeing me stressing to find them, and you are stubborn and obnoxious and you are arrogant and self-centered and you don't do your Head Boy duties and sometimes you do better than me in class,"
"Oh so you're jealous?" he asks with his arrogant smirk
"Of course not! You stupid pig. Anyway I'm not even done yet"
"Fine, carry on then" but he doesn't take the smirk of his face just yet.
"I hate that you have house elves as slaves, that you stay up late with friends and keep me from sleeping, that you don't put the seat down after you went to the bathroom, you steal my chocolate ice cream when I'm not paying attention, I hate that you don't listen to me when I tell you to go to the meetings with the professors, I hate that you are always around when I do something stupid or don't want you to see me for whatever other reason, I hate that you aren't affected by my attempts to insult you, I hate that you don't notice me and I hate that you don't like me"
"Why would you hate that?" he asks confused. Hermione doesn't answer and looks at the ground. "Wait, that's 24 Granger you're not done" she hoped he wouldn't notice but of course he did. She hesitates at first and sighs before saying, "I hate that in despite of what I just said I'm in love with you"