"T-togami-kun," Dipper said smoothly, as if he hadn't just snuck into Togami's mansion.
"FUCK," Togami yelled, surprised.
"T-togami-kun I am ready," Dipper said nervously, fiddling with his thumbs.
"I AM NOT," Togami yelled once again, he was not having Dipper's bullshit. Not today.
"B-but togami-kun!" Dipper stuttered.
"I am strictly moneysexual," said Togami, as if the fact was obvious. (It was.)
"I can be your money," said Dipper, busting out his sexy face.
"Goddamnit!" exclaimed Togami, he knew he could never resist the sexy face.
"B) come to taco bell with me Togami," Dipper suggested.
"I can do that," Togami loved Taco Bell, though he was confused. How the hell did Dipper say B) out loud?
"Let's go on an adventure togami-kyun!" Dipper eagerly grabbed his hand, and they ran off into the sunset to go find a Taco Bell.
*magic school bus theme plays in background*
-Notes:
this is inspired by a conversation me and BlizzardNight had. They're Dipper, and i'm Togamoney B)