Hi everybody! This is my first parody story. LOVE A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel! Starkid is AMAZING. Sooo I decided to write a story about how the cast would react to it. Like all my other stories, this one's Romione.

DISCLAIMER- I do not own the characters or anything from the script of A Very Potter Musical. All rights to JK Rowling and Team Starkid

Set 6th year. Ron and Lavender are dating but it's to the point that he's tired of her.

Prologue

"Harry. Harry wake up. HARRY!"

Harry sat bolt upright in bed, then looked around. Ron was next to his bed.

"Ron! It's 2 am! What is it?" Harry asked, reaching for his glasses.

"Look!" Ron said, pointing at the floor.

Harry followed his gaze to a spot on the floor. It seemed to be glowing...slowly getting bigger...and bigger...and...

WHOOSH! Harry wasn't in the boys dormitory anymore. He was in a room he didn't recognize. It was big, with chairs and tables, a big screen on a wall, but there weren't any doors. When he turned around, he saw Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny and... Lavender Brown?

Hermione was sitting on the floor, rubbing her head. Must've been a bad landing. Ron looked at him, unsure of what to do. Harry quickly looked at Hermione, then back at him. Ron nodded and helped her up.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, just a bit dizzy."

Ron let go of her and she started to fall. Ron caught her and looked her in the eyes. They were off-center and dazed.

"Why is the room spinning? And why are there three of you?" she asked, obviously out of it.

"Alright, Hermione. Let's go sit down." Ron said, guiding her over to a couch.

Harry looked at the others. Neville and Ginny looked confused, and Lavender was watching Ron and Hermione angrily.

Suddenly, smoke clouded into the room. When it cleared, Cho Chang stood there, looking about the room. Her eyes met Harry's after a moment.

"Harry what are we doing here?" she asked, walking over to him.

"No idea. But I think we'll find out soon enough."

Another cloud of smoke. Draco Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle stepped out from behind it.

"Ugh. Potter's here. I'm leaving." Draco said, walking away.

"There's no way out, Malfoy." Harry said.

"So I'm stuck here with all of you?" he asked, his eyes looking around at all of them. Ron and Hermione noticed his eyes looked at her just a bit longer than anyone else, but they didn't say anything.

The screen turned black and a voice they didn't recognize said, "Hello everyone! I summoned you here to watch this video I found a few days ago. Enjoy!"

The screen changed, starting some sort of video.

"Looks like we're stuck here. May as well get comfortable." Harry said, sitting down next to Hermione. He noticed Ron's arm was around her. Apparently Lavender did, too, because she walked over and sat right on Ron's lap.

"Lavender, get off!" Ron said angrily, pushing her off with his free hand. She got up, sat on the arm rest of the couch, and crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at the screen. By this time, everyone had taken a seat and was watching the opening credits.

"Well, here we go." Harry muttered to himself.

And the clip began.

It gets better. My beginnings are always a bit odd. Review please!