What Was That?
Me: Hey, it's me! I was originally going to upload Teardrops on my Guitar (focusing on POKEMON), but decided that, due to the lack of Pokemon-Hetalia crossovers, I'd upload this instead. This is also a fair bit of a prologue to Connect Universal: The Battle.
Dianne: Great, so you're playing on England's ability to see things that don't exist. I see ghosts.
Me: Ugh. Well, I don't own much here. Also, post-It Ain't Just Pie-Makin'.
England sat back, relaxing and eating his cherry pie with gusto. A glass of lambanog sat on the table beside him.
How delicious! Ned's pies were pretty tasty, no matter what ingredients he used inside of them. That England preferred not to know. For all he knew, it might be rotten food brought back to life by Ned's magic touch.
As he savored the taste, he heard an unusual sound. Something not native to his world or Ned's.
"Carnivine..."
England almost spat his bite out. What was the sound? Who made it? Why did it sound so familiar?
"Carnivine..."
Wait...he heard that sound before. He heard it on the television. In Pokemon.
POKEMON?!
"CARNIVINE!"
A Carnivine suddenly jumped into the air, launching an attack and leaving quickly, taking England's cherry pie and his clothes as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
England grabbed the fan and unfolded it as the Nuzleaf launched another attack, this time grabbing his glass of lambanog.
Just as suddenly as it appeared, Nuzleaf took off again, leaving a shocked England with only a fan to cover his sweets.
America held the book in his hands. He had to admit, the Buffy novels were pretty good.
As he read the book, America heard an unusual sound just above him.
"Seviper..."
Oh no. America knew that sound almost immediately.
"A Seviper can only mean Team Rocket." As if on cue, Team Rocket burst through the roof.
"Listen, is that a voice I hear?"
"It's speaking to me loud and clear!"
"SHUT UP!" America readied his fists just as Evalynn came inside, a black-bob-haired, tanned, and attractive girl in tow.
"Don't you guys ever shut up?" the young girl asked, just as three Pikachu, one with a hat on, pounced, landing on the floor.
Another girl, this time with blue hair (how do you describe the length of her hair), ran into the RV. "What are you doing here?"
America heard a voice that sounded very attracted to Evalynn saying, "Hi, I'm Brock, what's your name?" and receiving what sounded like a knee to his groin, depending on the squeakiness of his "OW!"
But he didn't have time to register things when he saw Arthur covering his sweets while Elizaveta looked for clothes. That was weird. Usually, Hungary would pull out a camera and snap away. America suspected a leap-in by either Sam Beckett or Alia Thompson.
Wait, now he was sounding as crazy as England! Boy, he had to stop spending so much time around him.
But just before he threw the first punch, he felt himself beam up.
Me: Yay! I finished this one! Yep, the last line says, "WE'RE GOING TO STAR TREK!"
Kirk: (uneasily) In your mind, I was resurrected by the Kobali, then dumped onto the Voyager because my human DNA was slowly resequencing itself. How are you also going to explain Maryl's appearance?
Me: You know that she was de-assimilated from the Borg just one episode before you came in. I'll weave in your back-stories throughout.